Basic Kitchen Utensils

[sun_sparks]

The other night, Mark was searching furiously through the kitchen drawers.

"What are you looking for?"

"I can't find the pizza cutter".

"We don't have one".

"What? Who the hell does not own a pizza cutter?"

"Us".

"But a pizza cutter is a basic kitchen utensil!"

He did not even have pizza to slice, mind you

Comments

[sabelrassler]

I am breaking some kind of man-code living in a house with spoons specifically for grapefruit but no pizza cutter.

I think I saw that law in one of the Man-Code appendices sometime recently. The penalties were pretty stiff, from what I can remember...