On one side, an increasingly insane and perpetually incompetent party. On the other, one which sent me a survey today which on the envelope says: "For Addressee Only" "OPEN IMMEDIATELY." "PLEASE RESPOND BY:" "September 31, 2009"

(this should be backdated to Friday, which is when I fed the snake and did laundry)

This week, I washed no pairs of socks. I had worn only my Tevas all week.

The worms seem to be doing ok. I left them i miniature pinochle deck, but they haven't touched it. I guess they're too busy and happy eating my garbage.

Feeding the snake, so posting something long overdue ( Read more... )

Spring was very late this year. Spring is defined as when I can go two weeks without doing laundry because I'd been wearing a mix of long- and short- sleeved shirts. This happened yesterday; I hadn't done laundry in more than two weeks.

In other news, I have worms settling in to their bin in the basement.

Drunk badger disrupts traffic

I was googling to see if Massachusetts slugs are edible, and recipes for them if they are, and I was momentarily thrilled to see that there are "slug guns" and guns for "slug hunting", but then it turns out that they're something else.

David Carradine, then Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett [Majors], and now Elvis's daughter's ex-husband ( Read more... )

On hearing a description of a planned hook-up between an acquaintance of mine and a married woman he met online whose husband is likely to hear about it in a few months when he gets out and be angry, "that's not casual sex, that's causual sex."

Thus, "causual sex": sex that's likely to cause problems in the future.

life insurance

Which is to me a bet.  I bet I'll die before they calculate that I will, and that they'll pay when the time comes.

What term?  To what extent will convertability matter?  What do I expect from inflation?