Jacked From Conor

[sunbeam_sleeper]

Hello T-Rex Stats

Formed:
29th June 2005

Split:
19th December 2010

Best Album:
'Boffins Calends' 6/10 in the NME

Best Single:
'Ayins Glared Updives Coruler Quaggier' 7/10 in the NME

Records Sold:
1,025,990 in total (546,651 albums, 479,339 singles).

Reputation:
Cult

Groupies:
To call urvoodoodoll a slag is akin to calling Robert Mugabe a cunt with slight mental problems.

Othersunbeam_sleeper spent most of 2011 hiding from angry fan's who earnestly threatened to capture Hello T-Rex 's founder and beat them around the head with a wet fish.

Hello T-Rex Member Profiles


myflyingmachine

myflyingmachine lies somewhere in the dark realms amidst Chris Martin and Bryan Adams in terms of vocal talent. And that ain't a complement. myflyingmachine is affy shite.


ronanddraco

Listening to ronanddraco playing guitar is as pleasurable as having your tooth drilled at the dentists without anaesthetic


spleenveal

spleenveal would perform much better onstage if they concentrated on playing the songs rather than focusing solely on twatting audience members over the head with their instrument.

sunbeam_sleeper

sunbeam_sleeper was contributing fuck all to Hello T-Rex . So one day ronanddraco, spleenveal and abducted the drummer, drove them out to a forest full of wolves and left them to be eaten alive. Unfortunately for Hello T-Rex and the music industry sunbeam_sleeper made it back alive and continues to drum for the band.


amorously__

During live gigs amorously__ specialises in masterbating during instrumental breaks and then coming in late for their part. It is safe to say that by the end of the concert that the keyboard is always sticky.

Single Releases

#
Title
Date

33
Pluggers
Jul 2005

23
Tzitzis Stenches
Sep 2005

25
Cradlers Griming Pyrites
Oct 2005

22
Pasticci Manchets Shore
Nov 2006

23
Antiboss Lurdanes Plowed Vomer Fairness
Dec 2006

17
Ayins Glared Updives Coruler Quaggier
Jan 2007

19
Quahogs Laterals Exhumers Pinheads
Feb 2007

6
Rumakis Eulogium Succoth Gulf
May 2008

6
Edgings Javas Exposal Atingle Plottier Hansas
Jun 2008

14
Pirojki
Aug 2008

10
Maftir Mined Rolling Shader Wimpiest Analogic
Sep 2008

8
Nonman
Nov 2009

15
Rekindle Hospital Chambers
Jan 2010

14
Nabobish Balker Cachexia Outloves
Feb 2010

Album Releases

#
Title
Date

27
Drawback Sabbath Quinina Brigade Upgraded
Jun 2005

17
Convert
Sep 2006

N/A
Boffins Calends
Apr 2008

N/A
Easement Cliffs Balmiest Gibers
Sep 2009

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