I'm so old and yet I'm still alive
Happy birthday, Jacky. Wow I feel like a jackass for forgetting, especially since LJ reminds you. :'( Lots of love.
School had a Halloween party on Saturday, and the idiot decision to stick it in the main building was brilliant. Couldn't fucking move. I don't understand the thrill of so-called vertical sex because you look like an idiot from a distance away; it’s like you’re playing DDR. Unless you mean to look like a douche, then it's funny. Did some sketches while I was there, so I could remember costumes; I dressed as a pretentious intellectual and a lot of people didn't get it until I told them. Some people looked at me and went, "Oh, you're a real college student holy shit lol", which I guess is the same thing.
I was surprised at the lack of superheroes, but a lot of girls took this as an opportunity to wear something slutty with garters and a pair of ears/wings/both. A lot of guys also came in drag or underwear. There was this guy I met earlier named Matt or something, but I didn't realize it was him because he was dressed as a woman and had a very realistic rack as well as expertly applied makeup.
What I saw (in no real order)
- Several Marilyn Monroes
- Several Marie Antoinettes (my roommate Katie was a plastic bag Marie)
- Some other vague historical-looking figures
- a paper bag princess
- lots of other princesses
- a couple Marios
- Some X-Men (I saw Gambit, Wolverine maybe his hair was a little weird, Nightcrawler)
- guys in Speedos
- Robin
- Batman
- Superman (only one of each)
- Team Fred Lazarus [note: Lazarus is the president of our school]
- Aladdin and Jasmine
- The ambiguously gay duo (they were more than ambiguous)
- cat girls/bunny girls/dog girls/other weird ears on girls
- angels/devils/butterflies/stuff with wings
- slutty maids, policemen, dolls
- Princess Lollipop (you know, the chick from Candyland)
- A Morrigan and Lilith pair
- Jedi Knight
- Final Fantasy Online Red Mage
- Only one Jesus (!)
- But lots of popes
- A duct tape samurai
- Flavor Flav and some hos
- Lots of other stuff
I was really excited to play, even though I sucked. I went to the school’s fourth annual SSBM tourney (two vs. two, team attack, best two out of three, no items, MLG pro stages [whatever that means], no modding, no pausing, a few other rules but who cares, angry and hateful yelling allowed), and their first one was like four teams. This time there was like, twelve teams playing, and a lot of watchers, like twenty or thirty of them, all in the Gatehouse. It was pretty sweets.
My partner Karl (who got stuck with me because we didn’t have partners) and I, got to the third round of matches (aka semis) and got butt raped so badly, but we won against two other people really easily. I think it was because we were playing against girls first. (Wait a minute.) We stuck as Samus (him) and Link (me). Then my RA and his roomie played against me and we got g’pwned. So badly. I was like, shit, my RA just kicked my ass! And he’s like “It’ll be okay.” NO IT WON’T AHHH--- But yeah, it was fun. And there was soda and chips and stuff. Perfect gamer’s diet. Shit, I miss console games.
I was told I was a good Link player and that I was a geek for knowing so much about Fire Emblem, isn’t that great. And I nearly strangled someone for calling Roy and Marth brothers. I only saw three Foxes/Falcos, two Shieks, and two Marths out of the entire thing, surprise surprise. Someone tried to play Kirby which was pretty ridiculous, and I mean ridiculously horrible. And the winners (who were also the people running it) either played as double Luigis or Jiggypuff and someone else.
...Anyone have any songs that they could send me? Perhaps via email? I can't dl at school because of our lovely firewall :DD
School had a Halloween party on Saturday, and the idiot decision to stick it in the main building was brilliant. Couldn't fucking move. I don't understand the thrill of so-called vertical sex because you look like an idiot from a distance away; it’s like you’re playing DDR. Unless you mean to look like a douche, then it's funny. Did some sketches while I was there, so I could remember costumes; I dressed as a pretentious intellectual and a lot of people didn't get it until I told them. Some people looked at me and went, "Oh, you're a real college student holy shit lol", which I guess is the same thing.
I was surprised at the lack of superheroes, but a lot of girls took this as an opportunity to wear something slutty with garters and a pair of ears/wings/both. A lot of guys also came in drag or underwear. There was this guy I met earlier named Matt or something, but I didn't realize it was him because he was dressed as a woman and had a very realistic rack as well as expertly applied makeup.
What I saw (in no real order)
- Several Marilyn Monroes
- Several Marie Antoinettes (my roommate Katie was a plastic bag Marie)
- Some other vague historical-looking figures
- a paper bag princess
- lots of other princesses
- a couple Marios
- Some X-Men (I saw Gambit, Wolverine maybe his hair was a little weird, Nightcrawler)
- guys in Speedos
- Robin
- Batman
- Superman (only one of each)
- Team Fred Lazarus [note: Lazarus is the president of our school]
- Aladdin and Jasmine
- The ambiguously gay duo (they were more than ambiguous)
- cat girls/bunny girls/dog girls/other weird ears on girls
- angels/devils/butterflies/stuff with wings
- slutty maids, policemen, dolls
- Princess Lollipop (you know, the chick from Candyland)
- A Morrigan and Lilith pair
- Jedi Knight
- Final Fantasy Online Red Mage
- Only one Jesus (!)
- But lots of popes
- A duct tape samurai
- Flavor Flav and some hos
- Lots of other stuff
I was really excited to play, even though I sucked. I went to the school’s fourth annual SSBM tourney (two vs. two, team attack, best two out of three, no items, MLG pro stages [whatever that means], no modding, no pausing, a few other rules but who cares, angry and hateful yelling allowed), and their first one was like four teams. This time there was like, twelve teams playing, and a lot of watchers, like twenty or thirty of them, all in the Gatehouse. It was pretty sweets.
My partner Karl (who got stuck with me because we didn’t have partners) and I, got to the third round of matches (aka semis) and got butt raped so badly, but we won against two other people really easily. I think it was because we were playing against girls first. (Wait a minute.) We stuck as Samus (him) and Link (me). Then my RA and his roomie played against me and we got g’pwned. So badly. I was like, shit, my RA just kicked my ass! And he’s like “It’ll be okay.” NO IT WON’T AHHH--- But yeah, it was fun. And there was soda and chips and stuff. Perfect gamer’s diet. Shit, I miss console games.
I was told I was a good Link player and that I was a geek for knowing so much about Fire Emblem, isn’t that great. And I nearly strangled someone for calling Roy and Marth brothers. I only saw three Foxes/Falcos, two Shieks, and two Marths out of the entire thing, surprise surprise. Someone tried to play Kirby which was pretty ridiculous, and I mean ridiculously horrible. And the winners (who were also the people running it) either played as double Luigis or Jiggypuff and someone else.
...Anyone have any songs that they could send me? Perhaps via email? I can't dl at school because of our lovely firewall :DD