drabble of a thing
'Have you ever noticed how smooth Jepha's legs are?' Frank wondered out loud.
Gerard shrugged and continued to brush Bert's hair. Bert suprisingly enjoyed people brushing his hair. His mom did it until he was thirteen - he never even asked her to stop, she just figured since he was growing up he wouldn't want that. She was wrong.
'Yeah, he waxes,' Bert answered closing his eyes and completely relaxing. He hardly ever felt like this. Bert was always jumping around, climbing shit and doing back-flips. Relaxing was nice and he was glad he had found Gerard to help him with that.
'Fuck, really? And his chest too, so fucking smooth,' Frank said.
'Yeah, he waxes everywhere dude. This one time, Quinn walked in on him waxing his balls,' Gerard said.
'How do you know that? I never told you that!' Bert said, opening his eyes and looking a little panicked. If Quinn thought Bert had been telling people about that, he'd pee on Bert's head.
Gerard paused mid brush and said, 'He told me. People tell me stuff. I don't even know why, anymore. I think I just have that face, y'know?'
'Wow, I um. Wow,' Frank said before getting up and running off the bus. He had to see Jepha in all of his hairless glory fucking now before he came in his pants.
Gerard shrugged and continued to brush Bert's hair. Bert suprisingly enjoyed people brushing his hair. His mom did it until he was thirteen - he never even asked her to stop, she just figured since he was growing up he wouldn't want that. She was wrong.
'Yeah, he waxes,' Bert answered closing his eyes and completely relaxing. He hardly ever felt like this. Bert was always jumping around, climbing shit and doing back-flips. Relaxing was nice and he was glad he had found Gerard to help him with that.
'Fuck, really? And his chest too, so fucking smooth,' Frank said.
'Yeah, he waxes everywhere dude. This one time, Quinn walked in on him waxing his balls,' Gerard said.
'How do you know that? I never told you that!' Bert said, opening his eyes and looking a little panicked. If Quinn thought Bert had been telling people about that, he'd pee on Bert's head.
Gerard paused mid brush and said, 'He told me. People tell me stuff. I don't even know why, anymore. I think I just have that face, y'know?'
'Wow, I um. Wow,' Frank said before getting up and running off the bus. He had to see Jepha in all of his hairless glory fucking now before he came in his pants.