poker night.
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Hyuuga Neji & Haruno Sakura & Nara Shikamaru
Prompt: table 5, 012. you lose & 03. 3rd person narrative
Word Count: 329
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Warning: Implied smut.
Notes: Written for 3 way & mission insane. Prompt tables are here & here.
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Shikamaru groans when the pinkette across him yells in triumph as she wins yet another round of this stupid game.
“Shika-kun!” she sings deviously, her words slurred over ever so slightly. “Strip, strip, strip!”
He glances to his right at Neji in look for support, but all he receives from the Hyuuga prodigy is a haughty smirk and him mouthing the word strip. Shikamaru groans yet again and looks down at his attire desperately, realizing that he is already down to his boxers, all his shinobi attire lying in a pile next to him.
Out of the 23 games they’ve already played, he lost 17 of them.
Across from him, his two lovers sat fully clothed, only their basic shinobi gear lying in a pile next to his, a few empty sake bottles littered next to the giant pile of clothes and gear. Sakura, as usual is the first to become tipsy, and there is a droopy smile on her face as she continues to chant strip, strip, strip. From looking at Neji, Shikamaru figures he’s nearing dangerously close to the pinkette’s level of toxicity as there is a hint of his devious smile flashing on his face.
“Alright, alright!” he surrenders, throwing his arms up in defear. Unfortunately, Shikamaru is the only fully sober being in the room - and now, he wishes he had drank a bottle or two of the sake they stole from Tsunade, because he did not enjoy being the center of a striptease (even though seeing each other naked is pretty much the norm now, Shikamaru is still a shy man).
“Hey - what?” Shikamaru gasps as the two jump him, two pairs of hands fumbling to remove his boxers.
“Too slow!” Sakura giggles, and soon, they are a tangle of arms and legs. Clothing is thrown in every direction, and the light switch is hit.
Shikamaru grins in the darkness despite the bizarreness of the situation. Poker night is definitely becoming a weekly tradition.
Characters: Hyuuga Neji & Haruno Sakura & Nara Shikamaru
Prompt: table 5, 012. you lose & 03. 3rd person narrative
Word Count: 329
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Warning: Implied smut.
Notes: Written for 3 way & mission insane. Prompt tables are here & here.
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Shikamaru groans when the pinkette across him yells in triumph as she wins yet another round of this stupid game.
“Shika-kun!” she sings deviously, her words slurred over ever so slightly. “Strip, strip, strip!”
He glances to his right at Neji in look for support, but all he receives from the Hyuuga prodigy is a haughty smirk and him mouthing the word strip. Shikamaru groans yet again and looks down at his attire desperately, realizing that he is already down to his boxers, all his shinobi attire lying in a pile next to him.
Out of the 23 games they’ve already played, he lost 17 of them.
Across from him, his two lovers sat fully clothed, only their basic shinobi gear lying in a pile next to his, a few empty sake bottles littered next to the giant pile of clothes and gear. Sakura, as usual is the first to become tipsy, and there is a droopy smile on her face as she continues to chant strip, strip, strip. From looking at Neji, Shikamaru figures he’s nearing dangerously close to the pinkette’s level of toxicity as there is a hint of his devious smile flashing on his face.
“Alright, alright!” he surrenders, throwing his arms up in defear. Unfortunately, Shikamaru is the only fully sober being in the room - and now, he wishes he had drank a bottle or two of the sake they stole from Tsunade, because he did not enjoy being the center of a striptease (even though seeing each other naked is pretty much the norm now, Shikamaru is still a shy man).
“Hey - what?” Shikamaru gasps as the two jump him, two pairs of hands fumbling to remove his boxers.
“Too slow!” Sakura giggles, and soon, they are a tangle of arms and legs. Clothing is thrown in every direction, and the light switch is hit.
Shikamaru grins in the darkness despite the bizarreness of the situation. Poker night is definitely becoming a weekly tradition.