casual conversation
this long conversation is a typical conversation between phil and i. i only added this because i want to remember it. i suggest that you do not read this if you do not like either one of us. also, we are awesome.
sgobills0329: andy, you are the highlight of my weekend
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sgobills0329: thank you
sgobills0329: see you tomorrow
sgobills0329: bye
martialaardvark: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sgobills0329: andy
sgobills0329: im sad
martialaardvark: why?
sgobills0329: im beat
sgobills0329: 27 in two days say anything as to why ?
martialaardvark: haha
martialaardvark: well yes
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: you are only working out of pity
sgobills0329: and i think its awful
sgobills0329: that i have to work
sgobills0329: tomorrow
martialaardvark: which is a bad spot to put yourself in
sgobills0329: until 3
martialaardvark: why?
sgobills0329: in order
martialaardvark: why are you working tomorrow?
sgobills0329: to get some 'free time'
martialaardvark: he told you that you didn't have to
sgobills0329: to go to a stupid wedding
sgobills0329: that i dont endorse
sgobills0329: he never did
sgobills0329: he told me i had to work the morning
sgobills0329: god
sgobills0329: i wish i had personal time
martialaardvark: then say no
sgobills0329: im going in
sgobills0329: but im demanding a raise
sgobills0329: i want eight fifty
sgobills0329: or nine
sgobills0329: hes expecting so much of me
sgobills0329: especially as i go back to school
martialaardvark: yes
martialaardvark: but you're not working as much when youre in school
martialaardvark: no wau
sgobills0329: what great timing for him to increase my responsibilities tenfold
martialaardvark: no way
sgobills0329: do you know how much i have packed or bought for sunday ?
martialaardvark: haha, darlene says nothing
sgobills0329: i have no time
sgobills0329: i dont
martialaardvark: i know
martialaardvark: i believe you
sgobills0329: i dont have time to damn well sleep
martialaardvark: oh, i would like to tell you
martialaardvark: i was talking to michelle
sgobills0329: yes ?
martialaardvark: and she told me that you make emily very happy
martialaardvark: i thought i should tell you that
sgobills0329: was she lying ?
martialaardvark: nope
sgobills0329: does she like me ?
martialaardvark: i would think so
martialaardvark: ive seen that awful myspace picture
martialaardvark: where you both look like horses
sgobills0329: no, michelle
sgobills0329: not emily
martialaardvark: oh michelle
martialaardvark: she loves you
sgobills0329: really ???
martialaardvark: yes
martialaardvark: because you make emily happy
martialaardvark: i guess emily is not pleasant to live with when she is not happy
sgobills0329: alright then
sgobills0329: i guess im doing michelle a favor
sgobills0329: and now i feel like a big boy
martialaardvark: haha
sgobills0329: not a little girl
martialaardvark: sarcasm?
sgobills0329: who cries after working 27 hours in two days
sgobills0329: no
sgobills0329: truth
martialaardvark: id cry
sgobills0329: im so
sgobills0329: beat
martialaardvark: yes
martialaardvark: you should be
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: you are not working as hard next week
sgobills0329: im going to get some ice cream
martialaardvark: and if you are, you quit
martialaardvark: mmmmmm
sgobills0329: ill be back in fortyeight seconds
martialaardvark: okay
martialaardvark: ps i wish i had ice cream
sgobills0329: i just grabbed the largest bowl of ice cream i will ever be able to imagine
sgobills0329: i can reason it okay
sgobills0329: based on the facts
sgobills0329: it will be the first thing that has touched my mouth in about 24 hours 11 minutes without flouride in it
martialaardvark: can i ask why you torment yourself so much?
sgobills0329: what do you mean ?
martialaardvark: why are you willing to work all these hours without sleep, food, and social contact of any kind with someone with the mental capacity above that of a seven year old chimpanzee?
sgobills0329: can i respond to that with the one thing that today made me happy
sgobills0329: and the one that made me very sad
sgobills0329: ?
martialaardvark: yes
sgobills0329: i made nick make me a promise to me today
sgobills0329: if he ever gets laid in his life
sgobills0329: he will be fertile
sgobills0329: and bear child
sgobills0329: naming his first born
sgobills0329: regardless of gender
sgobills0329: osh kosh
sgobills0329: osh kosh balash
sgobills0329: made me happy
sgobills0329: and making me sad
sgobills0329: i got my finger caught in the dough stretcher
martialaardvark: hahaha
sgobills0329: and it feels like its falling off
sgobills0329: but it doesnt look bad
martialaardvark: that is such a good idea
martialaardvark: then it probably will tomorrow
sgobills0329: god, it throbs
martialaardvark: i mean, that is too funny though
martialaardvark: you're so smart
sgobills0329: why ?
sgobills0329: im not smart
martialaardvark: yes you are
sgobills0329: theres no intellect in me
martialaardvark: you're so quick
martialaardvark: and clever
martialaardvark: and tall
sgobills0329: everybody misses you
sgobills0329: that you have ever met
martialaardvark: no, i miss you
martialaardvark: i miss you because you are so good and important
sgobills0329: no im not
martialaardvark: sure you are
sgobills0329: im the one to be overlooked
sgobills0329: its what i deserve
martialaardvark: nooooooooo
sgobills0329: youre so meaningful
sgobills0329: im serious
martialaardvark: haha, i hate when we do this
martialaardvark: let's face it
sgobills0329: no
sgobills0329: let me tell you a quick story
sgobills0329: that will end up being long
martialaardvark: haha
martialaardvark: okay
sgobills0329: because i am unable to tell a short story
sgobills0329: so when we were growing up
martialaardvark: i will pee while you type
sgobills0329: you were always THE smartest person i knew
sgobills0329: not mom
sgobills0329: not dad
sgobills0329: not albert einstein
sgobills0329: you
sgobills0329: and i hated it growing up
sgobills0329: i did
sgobills0329: because
sgobills0329: i would have been hated
sgobills0329: if i werent nearly as smart as you
sgobills0329: i wasnt
sgobills0329: but
sgobills0329: i had to kinda live up to you
sgobills0329: else
sgobills0329: my teachers would have hated me
sgobills0329: my parents would have hated me
sgobills0329: my non-immediate family would have hated me
sgobills0329: you were the gold mine
sgobills0329: i modeled myself after you
sgobills0329: i made the right decision
sgobills0329: thank you
sgobills0329: you are my role model
sgobills0329: thank you
martialaardvark: you're too nice
martialaardvark: this is my dillema
martialaardvark: okay, growing up i was super jealous of you
martialaardvark: because you had so many friends all the time
martialaardvark: like, you would go to other people
martialaardvark: s homes while i sat home and probably ate ice cream
martialaardvark: because that is what i did
sgobills0329: (interruptiong cow)
sgobills0329: i started crying once you imed me
sgobills0329: and havent been able to stop
sgobills0329: and you have my eyes burning hardcore
sgobills0329: continue
martialaardvark: haha, you're such a dweeb to the max
martialaardvark: okay, so i was super jealous
martialaardvark: because you had all these friends all the time
martialaardvark: and i resented that
martialaardvark: because i didn't have any
martialaardvark: or at least any that i hung out with outside of school
martialaardvark: so i automatically resented you for that
martialaardvark: even though it wasn't your fault at all
martialaardvark: and it is only in the last few years, probably like the last 5 years, that i have realized how great you truly are
martialaardvark: and i dislike myself tremendously for disliking you for so long
martialaardvark: because i feel like i was overlooking something great that was right next door
martialaardvark: and i hate that i did that
martialaardvark: and now i like you more than anyone else
sgobills0329: i hate how you use the word great
martialaardvark: well i can't think of anything else
martialaardvark: you
martialaardvark: truly
martialaardvark: amaze
martialaardvark: me
martialaardvark: 24/7
martialaardvark: the end
martialaardvark: no questions
sgobills0329: youre so sweet
martialaardvark: no you're so sweet
martialaardvark: you're so sweet that you're rolling
sgobills0329: haha
sgobills0329: i love you for being smart
martialaardvark: and i love you for being awesome
sgobills0329: mom says hi
martialaardvark: haha, no she doesn't
martialaardvark: she is asleep
sgobills0329: she was just sleeping
martialaardvark: oh, okay
martialaardvark: awesome
martialaardvark: i say hi too
martialaardvark: even though she called me today
martialaardvark: to tell me about gas
martialaardvark: and how awful it would be to buy gas
sgobills0329: wow
martialaardvark: did you buy gas?
martialaardvark: it is awful
sgobills0329: no
martialaardvark: awwwwwwwful
sgobills0329: i hate gas
martialaardvark: me too
martialaardvark: i want to bike everywhere
sgobills0329: i wish gas were more like you
martialaardvark: haha
martialaardvark: i don't
sgobills0329: cheap, smart, non-smelly and awesome
martialaardvark: haha, let me tell you
martialaardvark: this room
martialaardvark: REEKS
martialaardvark: already
martialaardvark: so bad
martialaardvark: oh god
martialaardvark: so bad
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: we figured out what it is
sgobills0329: why ?
martialaardvark: roommate's shower sandals
sgobills0329: wow
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: we have them in the hall now
martialaardvark: and it doesn't reek anymore
sgobills0329: how did you figure that out ?
martialaardvark: well, they smelled
martialaardvark: it was kinda obvious
martialaardvark: because the smell was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
sgobills0329: alright, i think im cashing in
sgobills0329: goodnight
sgobills0329: a demain
sgobills0329: my role model
martialaardvark: haha, same to you
martialaardvark: my best friend ever
sgobills0329 signed off at 1:17:48 AM.
sgobills0329: andy, you are the highlight of my weekend
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Auto response from martialaardvark: i have a new permanent:
as andywould say
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sgobills0329: thank you
sgobills0329: see you tomorrow
sgobills0329: bye
martialaardvark: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sgobills0329: andy
sgobills0329: im sad
martialaardvark: why?
sgobills0329: im beat
sgobills0329: 27 in two days say anything as to why ?
martialaardvark: haha
martialaardvark: well yes
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: you are only working out of pity
sgobills0329: and i think its awful
sgobills0329: that i have to work
sgobills0329: tomorrow
martialaardvark: which is a bad spot to put yourself in
sgobills0329: until 3
martialaardvark: why?
sgobills0329: in order
martialaardvark: why are you working tomorrow?
sgobills0329: to get some 'free time'
martialaardvark: he told you that you didn't have to
sgobills0329: to go to a stupid wedding
sgobills0329: that i dont endorse
sgobills0329: he never did
sgobills0329: he told me i had to work the morning
sgobills0329: god
sgobills0329: i wish i had personal time
martialaardvark: then say no
sgobills0329: im going in
sgobills0329: but im demanding a raise
sgobills0329: i want eight fifty
sgobills0329: or nine
sgobills0329: hes expecting so much of me
sgobills0329: especially as i go back to school
martialaardvark: yes
martialaardvark: but you're not working as much when youre in school
martialaardvark: no wau
sgobills0329: what great timing for him to increase my responsibilities tenfold
martialaardvark: no way
sgobills0329: do you know how much i have packed or bought for sunday ?
martialaardvark: haha, darlene says nothing
sgobills0329: i have no time
sgobills0329: i dont
martialaardvark: i know
martialaardvark: i believe you
sgobills0329: i dont have time to damn well sleep
martialaardvark: oh, i would like to tell you
martialaardvark: i was talking to michelle
sgobills0329: yes ?
martialaardvark: and she told me that you make emily very happy
martialaardvark: i thought i should tell you that
sgobills0329: was she lying ?
martialaardvark: nope
sgobills0329: does she like me ?
martialaardvark: i would think so
martialaardvark: ive seen that awful myspace picture
martialaardvark: where you both look like horses
sgobills0329: no, michelle
sgobills0329: not emily
martialaardvark: oh michelle
martialaardvark: she loves you
sgobills0329: really ???
martialaardvark: yes
martialaardvark: because you make emily happy
martialaardvark: i guess emily is not pleasant to live with when she is not happy
sgobills0329: alright then
sgobills0329: i guess im doing michelle a favor
sgobills0329: and now i feel like a big boy
martialaardvark: haha
sgobills0329: not a little girl
martialaardvark: sarcasm?
sgobills0329: who cries after working 27 hours in two days
sgobills0329: no
sgobills0329: truth
martialaardvark: id cry
sgobills0329: im so
sgobills0329: beat
martialaardvark: yes
martialaardvark: you should be
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: you are not working as hard next week
sgobills0329: im going to get some ice cream
martialaardvark: and if you are, you quit
martialaardvark: mmmmmm
sgobills0329: ill be back in fortyeight seconds
martialaardvark: okay
martialaardvark: ps i wish i had ice cream
sgobills0329: i just grabbed the largest bowl of ice cream i will ever be able to imagine
sgobills0329: i can reason it okay
sgobills0329: based on the facts
sgobills0329: it will be the first thing that has touched my mouth in about 24 hours 11 minutes without flouride in it
martialaardvark: can i ask why you torment yourself so much?
sgobills0329: what do you mean ?
martialaardvark: why are you willing to work all these hours without sleep, food, and social contact of any kind with someone with the mental capacity above that of a seven year old chimpanzee?
sgobills0329: can i respond to that with the one thing that today made me happy
sgobills0329: and the one that made me very sad
sgobills0329: ?
martialaardvark: yes
sgobills0329: i made nick make me a promise to me today
sgobills0329: if he ever gets laid in his life
sgobills0329: he will be fertile
sgobills0329: and bear child
sgobills0329: naming his first born
sgobills0329: regardless of gender
sgobills0329: osh kosh
sgobills0329: osh kosh balash
sgobills0329: made me happy
sgobills0329: and making me sad
sgobills0329: i got my finger caught in the dough stretcher
martialaardvark: hahaha
sgobills0329: and it feels like its falling off
sgobills0329: but it doesnt look bad
martialaardvark: that is such a good idea
martialaardvark: then it probably will tomorrow
sgobills0329: god, it throbs
martialaardvark: i mean, that is too funny though
martialaardvark: you're so smart
sgobills0329: why ?
sgobills0329: im not smart
martialaardvark: yes you are
sgobills0329: theres no intellect in me
martialaardvark: you're so quick
martialaardvark: and clever
martialaardvark: and tall
sgobills0329: everybody misses you
sgobills0329: that you have ever met
martialaardvark: no, i miss you
martialaardvark: i miss you because you are so good and important
sgobills0329: no im not
martialaardvark: sure you are
sgobills0329: im the one to be overlooked
sgobills0329: its what i deserve
martialaardvark: nooooooooo
sgobills0329: youre so meaningful
sgobills0329: im serious
martialaardvark: haha, i hate when we do this
martialaardvark: let's face it
sgobills0329: no
sgobills0329: let me tell you a quick story
sgobills0329: that will end up being long
martialaardvark: haha
martialaardvark: okay
sgobills0329: because i am unable to tell a short story
sgobills0329: so when we were growing up
martialaardvark: i will pee while you type
sgobills0329: you were always THE smartest person i knew
sgobills0329: not mom
sgobills0329: not dad
sgobills0329: not albert einstein
sgobills0329: you
sgobills0329: and i hated it growing up
sgobills0329: i did
sgobills0329: because
sgobills0329: i would have been hated
sgobills0329: if i werent nearly as smart as you
sgobills0329: i wasnt
sgobills0329: but
sgobills0329: i had to kinda live up to you
sgobills0329: else
sgobills0329: my teachers would have hated me
sgobills0329: my parents would have hated me
sgobills0329: my non-immediate family would have hated me
sgobills0329: you were the gold mine
sgobills0329: i modeled myself after you
sgobills0329: i made the right decision
sgobills0329: thank you
sgobills0329: you are my role model
sgobills0329: thank you
martialaardvark: you're too nice
martialaardvark: this is my dillema
martialaardvark: okay, growing up i was super jealous of you
martialaardvark: because you had so many friends all the time
martialaardvark: like, you would go to other people
martialaardvark: s homes while i sat home and probably ate ice cream
martialaardvark: because that is what i did
sgobills0329: (interruptiong cow)
sgobills0329: i started crying once you imed me
sgobills0329: and havent been able to stop
sgobills0329: and you have my eyes burning hardcore
sgobills0329: continue
martialaardvark: haha, you're such a dweeb to the max
martialaardvark: okay, so i was super jealous
martialaardvark: because you had all these friends all the time
martialaardvark: and i resented that
martialaardvark: because i didn't have any
martialaardvark: or at least any that i hung out with outside of school
martialaardvark: so i automatically resented you for that
martialaardvark: even though it wasn't your fault at all
martialaardvark: and it is only in the last few years, probably like the last 5 years, that i have realized how great you truly are
martialaardvark: and i dislike myself tremendously for disliking you for so long
martialaardvark: because i feel like i was overlooking something great that was right next door
martialaardvark: and i hate that i did that
martialaardvark: and now i like you more than anyone else
sgobills0329: i hate how you use the word great
martialaardvark: well i can't think of anything else
martialaardvark: you
martialaardvark: truly
martialaardvark: amaze
martialaardvark: me
martialaardvark: 24/7
martialaardvark: the end
martialaardvark: no questions
sgobills0329: youre so sweet
martialaardvark: no you're so sweet
martialaardvark: you're so sweet that you're rolling
sgobills0329: haha
sgobills0329: i love you for being smart
martialaardvark: and i love you for being awesome
sgobills0329: mom says hi
martialaardvark: haha, no she doesn't
martialaardvark: she is asleep
sgobills0329: she was just sleeping
martialaardvark: oh, okay
martialaardvark: awesome
martialaardvark: i say hi too
martialaardvark: even though she called me today
martialaardvark: to tell me about gas
martialaardvark: and how awful it would be to buy gas
sgobills0329: wow
martialaardvark: did you buy gas?
martialaardvark: it is awful
sgobills0329: no
martialaardvark: awwwwwwwful
sgobills0329: i hate gas
martialaardvark: me too
martialaardvark: i want to bike everywhere
sgobills0329: i wish gas were more like you
martialaardvark: haha
martialaardvark: i don't
sgobills0329: cheap, smart, non-smelly and awesome
martialaardvark: haha, let me tell you
martialaardvark: this room
martialaardvark: REEKS
martialaardvark: already
martialaardvark: so bad
martialaardvark: oh god
martialaardvark: so bad
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: we figured out what it is
sgobills0329: why ?
martialaardvark: roommate's shower sandals
sgobills0329: wow
martialaardvark: but
martialaardvark: we have them in the hall now
martialaardvark: and it doesn't reek anymore
sgobills0329: how did you figure that out ?
martialaardvark: well, they smelled
martialaardvark: it was kinda obvious
martialaardvark: because the smell was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
sgobills0329: alright, i think im cashing in
sgobills0329: goodnight
sgobills0329: a demain
sgobills0329: my role model
martialaardvark: haha, same to you
martialaardvark: my best friend ever
sgobills0329 signed off at 1:17:48 AM.