I would've defaulted to some polite 'ewww-not-in-a-million-years-Cialis-chicos!' response because my mind couldn't come up with any pithy remarks under pressure (let alone FOUR).
Dude, I was thinking of you last week: I SAW ME AN OPPOSSUM IN MY NEIGHBOUR'S YARD. They are not common in Toronto, so it was a freaky event. I thought that maybe the Oppossum Mafia had sent an agent northward to wipe out all of your contacts...
The next day, I was walking to work and saw a plastic bag by the curb with a note that read: For Animal Services. RIP Oppossum. I guess he wasn't smart enough to negotiate the local traffic *shrugs*
Or it was oppossasinated for failing to complete its clean-up mission. Maybe I've brought the heat down on you by recounting my tale! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to incur their wrath on your behalf! D:
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Dude, I was thinking of you last week: I SAW ME AN OPPOSSUM IN MY NEIGHBOUR'S YARD. They are not common in Toronto, so it was a freaky event. I thought that maybe the Oppossum Mafia had sent an agent northward to wipe out all of your contacts...
The next day, I was walking to work and saw a plastic bag by the curb with a note that read: For Animal Services. RIP Oppossum. I guess he wasn't smart enough to negotiate the local traffic *shrugs*
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You are made of awesomesauce ;)
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