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[sunflowersunday]

[Still in the wheelchair but now with BOOBS. Huge ones. Envy me, Prussia. Also maybe a little pudgy but look how cute Russia is YOU CAN'T RESIST.]

Now it is finally appropriate for me to be called "Motherland". I believe this calls for a celebratory drink!

Comments

[idkmybfftony]

[America just. Kind of stares. Because what]

I always knew you were fatter than me!

[sunflowersunday]

I am not fat, I merely have... feminine curves that are hidden under my baggy clothes.

Unless, of course, you are speaking of fat in a certain area. Then you would be correct.

[IS SHE MAKING FUN OF YOUR TITS? YES. YES SHE IS.]

[idkmybfftony]

[HOW DARE YOOOOU]

Hah! No way! You must be blind or something because my boobs are way bigger!

[sunflowersunday]

Нет.

[viva_la_impala]

Russia, I hate to say it, but you have HUGE tracts of land. And DAMN they look good.

But I can't call you "Motherland" cause that would make you a MILF and that's just sick.

[OOC:Dean has been into girls for far too long for him to change it up now. He's attracted to HIMSELF. Russsia? You just became appealing for once.]

[sunflowersunday]

I'm aware. I think I finally match up to my sister! [He's just. Going to ignore that he's being hit on because HE MUST PROVE THAT HIS BOOBS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA'S.]

But Motherland is my appropriate title, especially now.

[viva_la_impala]

Your sister? [Can you two stand together. You and America. Now pour these buckets of water over your heads and turn sideways.]

Oh okay. You win. So you're okay with being a motherland? Mother Russia and all that? [MILF!]

[sunflowersunday]

Da, Big Sister Ukraine. I had always hoped I would grow to be as shapely as her! Ah... but my breasts must be slightly smaller, as they do not make a sound when they move like hers do. [YES DEAN. RUSSIA HAS A HOT SISTER WITH EVEN BIGGER TITS.]

Of course. I take care of all the little nations in my house! Is that not what families do?

[militaristics]

What the hell happened to you?

[ Fatass. ]

[sunflowersunday]

What appears to have not happened to you.

[yeah idk s/he's insulting boobs left and right today.]

[militaristics]

What?! I didn't blow up like a damn whale, yeah! That's for sure!

[militaristics]

Also, you mentioned a 'celebratory drink.'

Give me all your alcohol.

[ video ]

[southern_bird]

Uwah..Russia-san, you look very nice.

[ video ]

[sunflowersunday]

You as well. You've grown nicely.

[ video ]

[southern_bird]

Thank you. Ehehe..it feels nice to get complimented by your country...

[ what is suzako even saying sob. ]

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[sunflowersunday]

The praise is warranted.

Come, we will celebrate our new bodies! You drink vodka, da?

[bankingfrancs]

...

You look... nice, Russia.

[sunflowersunday]

As do you, Switzerland. Congratulations on your growth.