[voice]

[sunflowersunday]

Oh dear. More snow. Isn't that just wonderful.

Is this your way of diplomacy, America? Send me to a beautiful mansion in the country? No, no. Knowing you, I'd be in New York in some sleezy nightclub while you continued on and on about the glory of Capitalism, you arrogant fast food junkie pig.

Tell me, am I in a nation occupied by the Red Army, or

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[voice]

[cryopathic]

Wonderland doesn't have enough in the way of economic activity to be called capitalist.

[voice]

[sunflowersunday]

Wonderland? Do you mean that book written by that silly little Englishman with a drug addiction?

[voice]

[cryopathic]

Close enough, but this derives less from the book and more from the hallucinogens.

Unfortunately, it's far more tangible.

[voice]

[sunflowersunday]

I hope you're not implying that America slipped some of his counter culture drugs into my vodka.

And there's no economic policy? No government structure at all? Oh, well, I can fix that quite easily.

[Voice]

[bloodluna]

There is no army here, and you are only the second person I have heard tell of any America.

[Voice]

[sunflowersunday]

Lucky you. Considering he can never open his mouth without rambling about his "glory", am I to assume he's not here?

[Voice]

[bloodluna]

I was made to understand that America is a country on a world, not a person, but there is no one here of that name.

[Voice]

[sunflowersunday]

Yes, he's a country, just as I am.

[Voice]

[letmehealyou]

The Red Army? ...! There's a woman here called Red Lady-san who watches us all and she's really mean and lives in the mirrors with all of the mirror people!

...But, what's a Capitalist, mister?

[Voice]

[sunflowersunday]

My boss and China's boss are both male. ...Unless you mean Belarus. Please don't be speaking of Belarus.

A threat to the collectivization and industrialization of strong nations that divides the social classes to a disgusting degree.

[Voice]

[letmehealyou]

I've never met anybody named Belarus, I don't think...but people call Red Lady-san the Queen of Hearts also, if that helps!

...Er. I'm sorry but, I don't really understand what you mean...

[Voice]

[sunflowersunday]

Oh good, it's not her, it's not her! I'm not familiar with this Queen of Hearts outside of stories, I'm afraid.

...Nevermind. Just know that it's not something to be desired.

[madeinoblivion]

Its wonderful if you've got a snowmobile.

You're in Wonderland. It's a mansion where people from all sorts of worlds end up, and we're all stuck here in this mansion. You can't go past the borders.

...Is Lithuania the someone you're trying to protect? This America guy sounds like a jerk.

[sunflowersunday]

Snowmobile? I haven't seen one of those since the last World War.

That's alright. My specialty lies with maintaining borders these days. No one will cross my boundaries. No one.

He's mine, yes. You're right about America. Arrogant, selfish, ignorant, and under the delusion of being a "hero" to the world.

[madeinoblivion]

Mine goes to 69 miles an hour! And its aerodynamic, the tag says.

Sounds like a boring job.

Hmph. Well if it helps any, I don't think there's anyone like that here. But if Lithuania shows up and I see him, I'll let you know.

[sunflowersunday]

I use mine to run people over in battles.

It's all a part of being a country. Borders change just as often as hair styles in Europe, and I intending on keeping the ones I have now.

Thank you. Please, send him directly to me. If you happen to see the other two Baltic States, please do the same.

[innocentxcharm]

Diplomacy?

[sunflowersunday]

Negotiations. Peace keeping. Something that America strives for, yet continuously fails at.

[innocentxcharm]

Ooh, I like peace. Maybe America will get better at it someday!

[sunflowersunday]

Not likely. You can always count on America for two things: persistence and self-righteousness. The combination can lead him to rather... poor outcomes.