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Mar 07, 2009 16:52

VODKA~

[There's a loud crash as Russia takes a FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER to a random wall, followed by metallic clinks.]

I hope these changes remain permanent! Yes, Wonderland truly is a marvelous territory. Sunflowers and vodka! Once it is fully mine, then I will build a bridge back to Russia, and all the problems will be solved! This may not be ( Read more... )

the mansion just trumped jesus, russia's dream come true, water=vodka

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1/? notvanbeethoven March 7 2009, 22:48:19 UTC
2/? notvanbeethoven March 7 2009, 22:48:55 UTC
3/? notvanbeethoven March 7 2009, 22:49:19 UTC
4/? notvanbeethoven March 7 2009, 22:49:43 UTC

[voice] lietuvabrangi March 7 2009, 23:01:16 UTC
Back to work, back to work, everything is work with you, work work work! I'm tired of working!

I'm... [He yawns.] Actually, I'm tired... of everything...

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[voice] finally russian proverbs pay off sunflowersunday March 7 2009, 23:09:54 UTC
Without effort, you can't pull a fish out of the pond.

You sound very tired Lithuania. You should have more vodka!

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[voice] lietuvabrangi March 7 2009, 23:21:32 UTC
You're always telling me what to do... I don't want to have any more vodka, and I don't want...

...Maybe I should sleep...

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[voice] sunflowersunday March 7 2009, 23:53:29 UTC
You know what is good aid for sleep?

Vodka.

If you need assistance, I can always help you bring that vodka to your lips. I can keep a close watch on you and make sure that you do not slip into a coma.

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[Voice Comment] vermilionxbird March 7 2009, 23:19:15 UTC
Very smart, Russia-saaan~!

Yay for Vodka~!!! [totally chipper-y]

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[Voice Comment] sunflowersunday March 7 2009, 23:27:38 UTC
So good to hear you are enjoying yourself too, Suzaku! Isn't it fantastic? There will never be short supply again! With the infinite quantities of vodka, the price of it will fall and my people can spend their rubles towards industry!

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[Voice Comment] wtf russia this is all ur fault vermilionxbird March 7 2009, 23:31:09 UTC
Uwah~ Russia-san's people really love vodka!

I made Lulu drink some too~ I think he liked it. We should spread vodka to more people, Russia-san!!

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[Voice Comment] HAHAHA sunflowersunday March 7 2009, 23:50:03 UTC
They do, and I do! I would estimate that they drink about four gallons a year.

Хорошо! Очень хорошо! I'm glad he enjoyed it so much. Once the pipeline is complete, I can divert some of the flow to others and everyone will have equal share!

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fleeingcurses March 8 2009, 03:22:58 UTC
Vodka. Haha, I've got this fruity something or other thing here that's waaay better. I wonder where the champagne went...

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sunflowersunday March 8 2009, 05:03:45 UTC
Unfortunately, Princess Anastasia, I serve primarily vodka in my bars.

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fleeingcurses March 9 2009, 01:52:26 UTC
And that's why they're such depressing places.

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sunflowersunday March 9 2009, 02:23:38 UTC
And they wouldn't be as "depressing", as you call it, if my bars primarily served fruity drinks?

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holdingbulbs March 8 2009, 05:24:07 UTC
hey

hey

hey

hey russia

wat if i lyk
dont want 2 b comunist

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sunflowersunday March 8 2009, 05:33:23 UTC
I will burn every shred of Polish culture from your peoples' minds, assimilate them to Russian life, and send you to the kolkhoz.

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holdingbulbs March 8 2009, 05:35:30 UTC
then ill lyk
beat u up

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sunflowersunday March 8 2009, 05:43:26 UTC
That implies you would still be able to move your elbows after you delivered the first punch.

You're not in the Commonwealth anymore, Poland. You can't hurt me again. You're mine now.

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