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[sunflowersunday]

[The video clicks on to (as usual) Russia smiling. He's not even trying to hide the crazy. In fact, it's even accompanied by an evil chuckle WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.]

I expect you think draining all of my vodka would weaken me, don't you, America? I must admit, it's a bold attack so soon after your declaration of war! But I doubt you suspected that I

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[idkmybfftony]

[brb America is laughing at you.]

You're attacking me with birds?! And it's not even Thanksgiving yet!

[[Never mind the fact that he had to rip his door off it's hinges because England tried to duct tape him into his room.]

[sunflowersunday]

[laughing right back because THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA, FOR SRS.]

You have obviously never encountered one of my geese before. I have made them even more deadly by arming them with explosives.

[idkmybfftony]

[These two are just going to laugh for a while because they're both nucking futs srsly]

What good is a bomb if it can't fly over something?

[sunflowersunday]

[Pretty much, yeah. WHAT HAS YZMA DONE?!]

I'm sure the geese will adjust to the added weight soon enough. If not, they explode just as well when thrown.

[militaristics]

[ So, Russia, being the fat landshark he is, has the ability to sniff out a drop of vodka from millions of miles away, correct? Well, Prussia certainly assumes so. That's why, in random hallways on every floor, he's set a trap.

One that looks a lot like THIS. X marks the bear trap. You might expect a few leave to be covering it, though. Russians have bad eyesight, don't they?

[sunflowersunday]

[Russians only have bad eye sight when they're wet, cold, disoriented from having a whale dropped on them, and have a papercut on their eye from being smacked in the face with doujinshi. Even though the trap was obvious, Russia was too distracted to pay much attention to where he was walking.

So, long story short, NO HE DOESN'T SEE THE BEAR TRAP. He was just walking in the vague direction of America's room when SNAP. Russia yelpedn, glancing down to see a bear trap embedded in his leg. Dear god did it hurt. Today was just not his day, he was sober and--

...Prussia put vodka right by the bear trap. SWEET STALIN HIS LIFE IS SAVED! The trap all but forgotten for the moment, Russia's face lights up and he chugs half the bottle. Essentially, it had the same effect spinach has with Popeye.

Russia sighed happily and (with a small grunt of pain), limped forward and kept going. Best watch yo back, Prussia.]