[voice]

[sunflowersunday]

[For a moment, only the clinking of glasses and the dull thud of a bottle being set on a table is heard. When Russia finally speaks, his words slur together. No amount of drinking will ever erase the horrors he'd experienced.]

When I said that everyone will be one with Russia, that was not what I had in mind.

[Another pause; Russia is audibly

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[dulldollmaker]

What's wrong with you? Are you ill?

[sunflowersunday]

Absolutely sickened. ...mmmn, should restock on vodka soon.

[dulldollmaker]

You should lay down. Vodka...is that a type of medicine?

{ voice }

[zerocolors]

E-Eh?! Russia-san?!

{ voice }

[sunflowersunday]

[pause pause, then a groan and shuffling.]

Ah... Suzaku.

{ voice }

[zerocolors]

[can't be helped. Suzaku is slightly worried for him.]

Are you okay...?

[idkmybfftony]

[America is STILL FOCUSING HIS WISH POWERS on ending Russia forever.

Why isn't it working whyyyy]

[sunflowersunday]

[WISHING RIGHT BACK AT YOU, WISHING WITH ALL THE EVIL RUSSIA CAN MANAGE. WHY DIDN'T YOU EXPLODE LIKE THE DEMENTORS WHYYYYYY.]

[idkmybfftony]

[BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE IMMUNE TO EXPLODING DON'T THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN COMMIE SCHOOL]

[magyarfujoshi]

Honestly, aren't you all overreacting?

[sunflowersunday]

I invaded Florida in the worst manner possible. No. Not over reacting.

[Audibly begins chugging more vodka. He just wants it all to ennnndddd.]

1/2

[bankingfrancs]

...

[bankingfrancs]

I can only imagine how horrific that must have been for you.

[sunflowersunday]

Ah, someone who finally understands! It was terrible, Switzerland. Not even vodka is helping! Should I start licking shoe polish again...?

lol this is before the dress thing

[bankingfrancs]

I doubt shoe polish will do anything.