[action of course wtf get out of my room D:]idkmybfftonyNovember 9 2009, 06:22:14 UTC
[So of course it's the first time America's left his room. And come back, since the event. Because honestly, even though he failed in killing anyone, being a horrible Heartless who bit everyone's ankles was no easy picnic.
Especially when people are now lying about shit to get you in trouble.
So for whatever reason, America missed Russia showering in his... shower.. while he was heroically cowering under his bed. Though, he definitely notices when he comes into the room, and catches the tail end of Russia's rendition of the sink scene from 'Macbeth'.]
...Hello? Is someone in here?
[And, fuck his life, he opens the door to the bathroom, and is completely rendered speechless at seeing Russia there.]
[action no never you have all the spy equipment]sunflowersundayNovember 9 2009, 06:34:09 UTC
[Fuck his life indeed, because Russia is Raskolnikoving it up. And you're not a whore with a heart of gold like Sonia so no money for you.
Also at the moment, Russia was stripping his coat off to get back in the shower. He turns wildly towards America, shoving a hand into his pants pocket to make sure the sock is still there. It is. Russia is now panicking even more because YOU CANNOT SEE THE SOCK IT IS THE OBJECT OF HIS GUILT. Russia is superior to everyone no one must know of his crimes ahhhhh.
Russia manages to keep his voice level and expression calm, but he's clearly on the verge of unraveling. It would be wise to leave him be.]
...I'm using your shower.
[Yes, state the obvious Russia. Since America's bathroom smells like cleaning solvents, he must explain himself further.]
I've kept it clean, so you have nothing to worry about.
[action what spy equipment?]idkmybfftonyNovember 9 2009, 06:41:17 UTC
[When is Russia NOT on the verge of unraveling? Seriously? Never mind that there are HUNKS OF HIS CARPET CUT UP and the smell of bleach is enough to make his nose tickle, but there are questions. So many questions. Like 'what the fuck are you doing in my room?' Or 'how did you get in here without me knowing?'
Or the top choice, 'WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING MY SHOWER'?!
Because the scene is entirely retarded and America is completely blindsided, he makes a confused face, and scrunches his eyebrows in the middle of his forehead. The panic might've been noted.]
...Yeah, I can tell.
[There are a few seconds of complete and utter awkward silence before he speaks. America is nosy.]
Are you alright? I mean, I'm sure there's other bathrooms you could be using.. of course you're in mine, and I'm just.. wondering..
[There is no accusation or anything in his tone. He's just wondering what the fuck, because seriously. It's a relief to see Russia isn't a zombie anymore.]
[action the stuff I need to spy on Belarus with, duh :|]sunflowersundayNovember 9 2009, 07:01:26 UTC
[Good point. The fact that Russia's already mentally cracked doesn't help. It's like picking each and every thread apart in an already unraveled ball of yarn.
He takes a few steps away from America towards the shower. Sock is still there, which at this point probably isn't a good thing. Leave leave leaveeee. He straightens up, trying to look like his normal self in hopes that America will just think he's on another crazy binge and leave it at that.]
I'm quite alright! It was simply the closest bathroom to me when I awoke.
[And by that he means he woke up from being dead COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF HIS ALLIES well he manipulated them into being allies whatev BUT COVERED IN THEIR BLOOD. And he kinda just ran outta his room and away from the scene of the killings (conveniently located right next door). And your room just happened to be there, and he doesn't mind messing up your room a bit
( ... )
[ there are so many things wrong with this post, I don't even know where to start. Is this some kind of unholy combination of the Underground Man and Lady Macbeth? ]
[More like Raskolnikov and Lady Macbeth has a bastard child.
He's trying to sound like his normal cheerful self, but it's rushed and he stumbles over a few words. The whales staring at him don't help. What have you done, England.]
I'm well, England! Very well! I'm simply cleaning off.
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Especially when people are now lying about shit to get you in trouble.
So for whatever reason, America missed Russia showering in his... shower.. while he was heroically cowering under his bed. Though, he definitely notices when he comes into the room, and catches the tail end of Russia's rendition of the sink scene from 'Macbeth'.]
...Hello? Is someone in here?
[And, fuck his life, he opens the door to the bathroom, and is completely rendered speechless at seeing Russia there.]
What..
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Also at the moment, Russia was stripping his coat off to get back in the shower. He turns wildly towards America, shoving a hand into his pants pocket to make sure the sock is still there. It is. Russia is now panicking even more because YOU CANNOT SEE THE SOCK IT IS THE OBJECT OF HIS GUILT. Russia is superior to everyone no one must know of his crimes ahhhhh.
Russia manages to keep his voice level and expression calm, but he's clearly on the verge of unraveling. It would be wise to leave him be.]
...I'm using your shower.
[Yes, state the obvious Russia. Since America's bathroom smells like cleaning solvents, he must explain himself further.]
I've kept it clean, so you have nothing to worry about.
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Or the top choice, 'WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING MY SHOWER'?!
Because the scene is entirely retarded and America is completely blindsided, he makes a confused face, and scrunches his eyebrows in the middle of his forehead. The panic might've been noted.]
...Yeah, I can tell.
[There are a few seconds of complete and utter awkward silence before he speaks. America is nosy.]
Are you alright? I mean, I'm sure there's other bathrooms you could be using.. of course you're in mine, and I'm just.. wondering..
[There is no accusation or anything in his tone. He's just wondering what the fuck, because seriously. It's a relief to see Russia isn't a zombie anymore.]
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He takes a few steps away from America towards the shower. Sock is still there, which at this point probably isn't a good thing. Leave leave leaveeee. He straightens up, trying to look like his normal self in hopes that America will just think he's on another crazy binge and leave it at that.]
I'm quite alright! It was simply the closest bathroom to me when I awoke.
[And by that he means he woke up from being dead COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF HIS ALLIES well he manipulated them into being allies whatev BUT COVERED IN THEIR BLOOD. And he kinda just ran outta his room and away from the scene of the killings (conveniently located right next door). And your room just happened to be there, and he doesn't mind messing up your room a bit ( ... )
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Knowing the nature of this place, I am sure there will be more "fun" in the future.
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Perhaps, but I doubt a simple play will make up for interrupting my plans.
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All right there, Russia?
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He's trying to sound like his normal cheerful self, but it's rushed and he stumbles over a few words. The whales staring at him don't help. What have you done, England.]
I'm well, England! Very well! I'm simply cleaning off.
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That's good to hear, although I hadn't realised you had moved into America's...
[ pig sty? tacky monument to himself? ]
room.
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[There's a slight pause from Russia's end. When he speaks, it's oddly hollow.]
I would not like to revisit my former room or those near it any time soon.
[Wheeee back to cheery!]
And I do not mind if America's room is used! It is not as though a few holes in the carpet will detract from its appearance, da?
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Are you alright, Suzaku?
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