even if no one understands, I believe in you; even if we're stigmatized; (1/2)

[sungyeowl]

Title: (comes from here)
Length: one-shot
Rating: PG15 (not making it rated, but there will be mentions of some steamy business. if you know what i mean.)
Pairing/Focus: WooGyu, some YaDong
Summary: Sunggyu needs a roommate. Woohyun needs help.

A/N: 15000+ words. BRACE YOURSELVES! XD
i had to split it in two parts because of LJ space limit ;A;
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Comments

[chanyeolanda]

SO i told a friend about the description of hoya as a lovestruck cow and then she said cowon and then wrote a poem:

'and in that lonely barnyard,
where nobody really goes
there's an unfortunate male cow
not a deknackered bull mind
but a male cow, as fine a one as you could find.
his name was howon, howon the great
(at least, that's what he called himself to date)
he had a friend, not quite as large or tall or brown
with white feathers and a yellow beak
he was rather peculiar looking or so to speak
dongwoo the braggadocious at his peek.
dongwoo and howon were quite the pair
and caused the ghost of the farm owner endless despair.'

i thought you might like to know ^^ going to go read the next part now~~

[sungyeowl]

HOLY JESUS ARE YOU SERIOUS??????
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I'M CRYING

[chanyeolanda]

I AM CURRENTLY BULLYING HER INTO WRITING THE ADVENTURES OF DONGOOSE AND COWON, WHICH MIGHT BE A MIX OF POKEMON AND AESOP'S FABLES AND SUNGGYU IS A MALE COW TRAINER AND- here are some of her tweets:

'it's really sad, poor male cow howon.'
'i just see dongoose waddling beside the melancholic cowon on a rainy day.'
'it must be tough being a male cow with muddy hooves on an abandoned farm, one day he'll see bullhyun tho'
'and then start on a pokémon journey for his soul.'
'(sungyeol playing the bongos behind me whilst sungjong sways and hums, sunggyu strutting out) HE WANTS TO BE THE VERY BEST -'
' COW THERE EVER WAS RHUHG GSH SDGU TO KICK WOOHYUN'S ASS IS HIS REAL TEST BUT TO TRAIN HIM IS MAH CAUSEEEEE'
'Because Sunggyu is a specialist male cow trainer.'
'what do cows even do.'
'lactate.'

i think it's the best thing ever.

[sungyeowl]

OH MY GOD SAY HI TO HER, HOW ARE YOU GUISE EVEN REAL?????