You Know You're Persian When...

[sunk1ssed17]

You have to explain to all your friends that being Persian and Iranian are the same thing.
You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
You think Black Cats have talent. ??
You have a Persian rug in every room.
You rap along to DMX in Farsi.
You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs.You know the Persian Mafia hand sign

Comments

lol

[alittlebitmore]

hey its linda, the junior, wow this was like describing me. thanks for the laugh!

[marisadayz]

haha that made me laugh.. some o fthe stuff u said r kind of like indian.. i have some relatives like that...

You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
You order hot tea at Chili's
You hug and kiss relatives you have never seen before in your life.
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and play cards, waiting for their tea.

[alijoon]

ahahahahhahaah
everything there i can relate too