So i was all "lets go to the beach" and she was all "you only wanna do that because you want to see HIM" and then i was all "do not! she said that he said that his brother would not be there today... so see, if his brother won't even be there today what makes you think he will" and then he was all "my gosh what were you thinking, your going to get crabes... in your sandals" and then i was all thinking to myself "gosh, crabes sure do hurt a whole heck of a lot. hey, do you remember when your mom was all "safe sex. here's some condums" and you were all "gross... why would i want to put rubber in my beautiful flower of life" and then i was all embarrassed because i wasn't really thinking to myself. oh no. i was all... all... talkin to HIM. and then he was all "well, you're a strange one but i like your butt... let's mate." and then i was all "what do you think i am, a flipping waterslide?" and then he was all "i was thinking more along the lines of an amusement park."
Comments 1
Reply
Leave a comment