umm... i still have this livejournal? what??

haha. i'm so freakin funny ( Read more... )

( DearHannah... )

Top 10 Reasons to date a Dancer ( Read more... )

So in Alabama... people shoot things. And when I saw a dead fox on the side of the road, it reminded me of everyone from home.
If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands...

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Hi. I'm home. In Vernon Hills. Not in the middle of the woods. And not at my alcoholic uncles house ( Read more... )

Today I hitched a ride back to civilization... but there was a price for leaving the family at bumblefuck early ( Read more... )

Dear Everyone,
I am currently in a cabin 7 hours north of here. With .0000003 civilization. Feel free to call/text/im/come drive up and visit me. And if I respond in a language that is incomprehensible... just let me be and pray I get back alive.
I hate society... but I'm missing people already...