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[this is what my creative writing class was like... I dont really know if you will find it as amusing as i do because i lived through it. Let me at least set the scene. A wacky teacher, Mrs. Notaro, a bunch of jocks, a major geek and me and meredith. me and mer=freaks. the quotes are from the jocks, the geek and mrs.n. i loved that class. though it took me a while to love it. i hated most of the ppl going into it. ]
"Everyone in China scrounges for food instead of working because they are all communists!"-jock
"I live there"-mrs n
"Where?"-jock
"Here."-mrs n
"What about Puerto Rico?"-jock
"We are all exactly the same. Exactly the same."-mrs n
"Are you joking me, that is absurd. What does this look like, basketball diaries?"-mrs n
"Nnoooo, hold the phone!"- mrs n
"I'm gonna make a night costume out of tin foil."-jock
"Jared, don't go in the garbage."- mrs n
"But I need my Michael Jackson glove!"- jared
"The Whitney Ford outfit?"- i forget
"No, my parachute pants. Croel, say parachutet pants."- jock
"I've worn a belt that goes to my shins."- jock?
"I'm gonna break into your room and find it!"- geek
"What I'm going to punch you in a snotlocker if you don't be quiet!"- mrs n
"The rudeness of this room is incredible."- mrs n
"Thats tremendid, tremendid!"- mrs n ?
"Holy whoJesus!"- everyone
"I had to alley-oop myself"-Jared
"Honestly who throws a shoe?"-mrs n
"Honestly who throws a whale?"-Jared
"Hey, can we use crayon?"- mike
"Yes, yes but of course."- mrs n
"when i say crayon i mean the french word for pencil." -mike
"heyheyhey! quit talking about chicken!"
"but brian got to say whatever the hell he wanted!"-jock
"well bryan with a y likes to eat apple pie"-jared
"wetting your whistle is the best kind of whistles"- j
"this is really a catholic school" mrs n
"priority 8 is mandated by dr ritchie god. our father, dr. ritchie." mrs n
"i gavel, we all gavel."
"that is whimsical who-ha"
[this is what my creative writing class was like... I dont really know if you will find it as amusing as i do because i lived through it. Let me at least set the scene. A wacky teacher, Mrs. Notaro, a bunch of jocks, a major geek and me and meredith. me and mer=freaks. the quotes are from the jocks, the geek and mrs.n. i loved that class. though it took me a while to love it. i hated most of the ppl going into it. ]
"Everyone in China scrounges for food instead of working because they are all communists!"-jock
"I live there"-mrs n
"Where?"-jock
"Here."-mrs n
"What about Puerto Rico?"-jock
"We are all exactly the same. Exactly the same."-mrs n
"Are you joking me, that is absurd. What does this look like, basketball diaries?"-mrs n
"Nnoooo, hold the phone!"- mrs n
"I'm gonna make a night costume out of tin foil."-jock
"Jared, don't go in the garbage."- mrs n
"But I need my Michael Jackson glove!"- jared
"The Whitney Ford outfit?"- i forget
"No, my parachute pants. Croel, say parachutet pants."- jock
"I've worn a belt that goes to my shins."- jock?
"I'm gonna break into your room and find it!"- geek
"What I'm going to punch you in a snotlocker if you don't be quiet!"- mrs n
"The rudeness of this room is incredible."- mrs n
"Thats tremendid, tremendid!"- mrs n ?
"Holy whoJesus!"- everyone
"I had to alley-oop myself"-Jared
"Honestly who throws a shoe?"-mrs n
"Honestly who throws a whale?"-Jared
"Hey, can we use crayon?"- mike
"Yes, yes but of course."- mrs n
"when i say crayon i mean the french word for pencil." -mike
"heyheyhey! quit talking about chicken!"
"but brian got to say whatever the hell he wanted!"-jock
"well bryan with a y likes to eat apple pie"-jared
"wetting your whistle is the best kind of whistles"- j
"this is really a catholic school" mrs n
"priority 8 is mandated by dr ritchie god. our father, dr. ritchie." mrs n
"i gavel, we all gavel."
"that is whimsical who-ha"