May 18, 2020: #manfilter IRC chat [2/3]
( Continued from part 1)
Talking about Wright while he's away
iRonMan: Back.
iRonMan: Mr. Wright how is your girlfriend??
CoffeeKamen: Ha! Yeah, spill it.
Wright: Oh, I forgot to call her!
Wright: Be back later.
CoffeeKamen: You what
Wright: Calling Rissie.
Wright: I forgot because of this CHAT
iRonMan: Rissie? That's an interesting name....
RoseRonin: Her name is Iris.
iRonMan: Ohhh. That's a nice name
RoseRonin: Wright is just an embarrassment.
iRonMan: Why?
CoffeeKamen: Ron
CoffeeKamen: Would you forget to call Desiree because of an internet chat?
iRonMan: Of course not!!
RoseRonin: Oh, right, for a moment I forgot who I was speaking to. Never mind.
iRonMan: ??
iRonMan: I still can't believe they aren't at least living together yet....
RoseRonin: She has her obligations and so does he.
RoseRonin: Trucy probably complicates matters.
CoffeeKamen: We'll hope this conversation scrolls beyond this point before his return
iRonMan: Oh yeah. I didn't even think about that....
CoffeeKamen: I can't believe he hasn't gone further than he has
RoseRonin: What do you mean by that?
CoffeeKamen: The boy's a virgin! He's never even seen her naked.
* RoseRonin laughs
iRonMan: WHAAAT
RoseRonin: Good one, Armando. That's too cruel, though.
iRonMan: No way!!
iRonMan: Oh it was a joke..
CoffeeKamen: Would that I was kidding
RoseRonin: You CAN'T be serious.
CoffeeKamen: I'm thinking about pulling together enough money to hire a call girl and get him over the taboo
iRonMan: Wait wait wait....
RoseRonin: Oh God.
iRonMan: You're not joking?!
RoseRonin: That explains so much.
CoffeeKamen: No, Ron, I'm not.
iRonMan: How old is he again??? 27? 28?
CoffeeKamen: 28, going on 29.
RoseRonin: That's just.
* RoseRonin laughs
RoseRonin: Oh, poor Wright.
iRonMan: Wow......
iRonMan: He refuses to have pre-marital sex??
CoffeeKamen: I don't think it's that
RoseRonin: I doubt that's the problem.
iRonMan: Then why?!?!
RoseRonin: He's got these romantic ideals, I'm sure.
CoffeeKamen: It's that after knowing this girl for a year, he's still afraid of burning water
RoseRonin: He imagines she's made of glass.
iRonMan: Is she too shy then??
CoffeeKamen: He's afraid of /going too fast/
RoseRonin: I don't know her too well.
RoseRonin: She didn't seem shy to me.
CoffeeKamen: I don't know. I'm tempted to play matchmaker and figure it out for myself.
iRonMan: He told me it's a long-distance relationship...
RoseRonin: I think my mentioning it would just humiliate him...
RoseRonin: ...so when should I mention it?
CoffeeKamen: Hahahaha
CoffeeKamen: Over dinner
CoffeeKamen: Wait until he has a couple of drinks in him
RoseRonin: Yes, oh, yes.
CoffeeKamen: He'll either open up or break down entirely.
RoseRonin: Either way...
iRonMan: Poor Mr. Wright.....
RoseRonin: It'll help, I'm sure.
RoseRonin: I imagine.
CoffeeKamen: Regardless, let's switch topics
CoffeeKamen: He won't be gone for too much longer
RoseRonin: Yes, before he returns.
iRonMan: And I thought -I- was a late bloomer...
RoseRonin: I think you misjudge the amount of time it takes for them to get off the phone.
RoseRonin: They seem like the No YOU hang up! type
CoffeeKamen: Or the kind who sit there for a long time, listening to each other breathe.
RoseRonin: Tch. I can't stand that kind of thing.
iRonMan: I think it's sweet!
RoseRonin: You would.
CoffeeKamen: He's a schoolboy at heart.
iRonMan: I do!!
RoseRonin: Speaking of which, DeLite, how is your wife?
RoseRonin: And what was the meaning of that...
iRonMan: She's happy that I'm back!!
RoseRonin: ...slightly unsettling journal entry?
iRonMan: ??
CoffeeKamen: ...Ahhhhh-ha
iRonMan: Whose?
RoseRonin: Yours.
iRonMan: Oh.......
RoseRonin: My working theory is amphetamines.
RoseRonin: I admit there are some flaws with it.
iRonMan: Hey!!!
CoffeeKamen: Ha! That was pretty witty.
RoseRonin: Thank you.
iRonMan: It was nothing..... Please just ignore it!
iRonMan: I'm a little embarrassed by it now....
CoffeeKamen: I'll need to talk to Miss Andrews at some point; or you could, Ron.
iRonMan: Oh... yeah.
iRonMan: I can do that...
iRonMan: I'll have to apologize to her when I get the chance....
RoseRonin: I admit, two weeks is no small amount of time, but it's really not long enough to merit such excitement over a homecoming.
iRonMan: Ah...heh
iRonMan: Right!
CoffeeKamen: Might as well be honest with him, Ron
iRonMan: Ergh.......
CoffeeKamen: Edgeworth got the nickname demon prosecutor for a reason
RoseRonin: Hah, yes, I'm terrifying.
iRonMan: I'm not afraid of you, Mr. Edgeworth! If that means anything.
RoseRonin: I haven't yet given you occasion to be.
CoffeeKamen: I'm sure it does
CoffeeKamen: You're warming Quasimodo's heart, Ron.
iRonMan: I.... what?
RoseRonin: Hn. Anyway, enough about me, what's going on here.
iRonMan: Is this true Mr. Edgeworth??
RoseRonin: Is what true?
CoffeeKamen: I'll be right back, going to get a cup of coffee
iRonMan: What Diego just said!
RoseRonin: I dispute the statement. Now go on with your explanation.
CoffeeKamen: All right, back. Guards know how to move when prodded right.
RoseRonin: Hm. DeLite is avoiding the question.
CoffeeKamen: Hrm.
Wright: Alright, back. This still going on?
RoseRonin: You can't tell? There should be timestamps.
* Wright shrugs
iRonMan: Oh Mr. Wright!
Wright: What could you possibly talk about for so long?
iRonMan: You're back!!
CoffeeKamen: Different things, Trite
iRonMan: How is Iris??
CoffeeKamen: Many and rich are the varieties of human experience
Wright: Hi, Ron.
RoseRonin: We are gentlemen with much to discuss.
Wright: Uh huh.
Wright: She's great.
CoffeeKamen: You sure sound enthused, Trite
Wright: We talked about watching something together later tonight.
Wright: It's not exactly easy to communicate that online, Armando.
iRonMan: That's nice!!
Wright: I guess I could use those things Tru does?
Wright: (^o^)
RoseRonin: ...
CoffeeKamen: Ron does a pretty good j-....
RoseRonin: Stop.
iRonMan: ....
CoffeeKamen: I am speechless
CoffeeKamen: Hold on, I spit coffee all over the monitor
iRonMan: Mr. Wright.....
RoseRonin: That can't be good for it.
iRonMan: That's um....
Wright: We were talking about watching something Shakespeare--she really liked Twelfth Night.
Wright: What??
Wright: Really guys, what?
RoseRonin: Don't type like a nine-year-old girl.
CoffeeKamen: Those faces a-yes
CoffeeKamen: That is it.
iRonMan: Mr. Edgeworth said it better than I could.....
Wright: Well excuuuuse me, Edgeworth.
CoffeeKamen: Hahahaha
CoffeeKamen: Memories
iRonMan: So um... Mr. Wright
Wright: But someone can't tell I enjoyed talking to my Rissie without some sort of smiley face to indicate it!
Wright: Yes?
iRonMan: How often do you two see each other...?
CoffeeKamen: Ahhh... My Rissie. That's sweet.
iRonMan: Aww.
Wright: Thanks.
Wright: We see each other every few weeks or so. Hopefully it'll be more often now.
RoseRonin: Uh huh, adorable.
Wright: Her birthday is coming up.
RoseRonin: Is it?
Wright: I'm thinking of heading to Hazakura.
Wright: Yeah, that's why her name is Iris.
iRonMan: Oh! That's wonderful to hear!!
RoseRonin: Bringing Trucy, I suspect.
iRonMan: So um....
Wright: Well... she probably will want to come.
iRonMan: What do you two do together???
Wright: She really likes Iris.
RoseRonin: That's good.
CoffeeKamen: Good to have a woman who your girl doesn't mind.
Wright: What do we do together? We do pretty much everything together when she comes to visit.
Wright: And yeah, I'm relieved, Mr. Armando.
iRonMan: Oh really???
Wright: It was Tru who encouraged me to ask her out in the first place...
Wright: Yes, really Ron.
CoffeeKamen: Call me Armando or Diego, Trite, tired of my only friends calling me Mr.
iRonMan: Okay. Sorry, just wondering!!
Wright: It still slips in from time to time, sorry.
iRonMan: Mr. Wright, I noticed you started using my first name!
Wright: That's been slipping in too...
* RoseRonin laughs
Wright: I guess I should monitor myself more carefully.
iRonMan: What do you mean?
CoffeeKamen: Thinking about Wright and Sister Iris really takes me back
Wright: What I refer to people as--
Wright: Huh?
RoseRonin: Back to... last year?
iRonMan: ?
CoffeeKamen: No, children
CoffeeKamen: To about a decade ago. Fond memories.
Wright: When you were with Mia...?
CoffeeKamen: Hold on
CoffeeKamen: Let me check my calendar
CoffeeKamen: Dum dum dum
CoffeeKamen: Yes.
Wright: ...
Wright: Alright I get it.
RoseRonin: Ah, yes. Coma patient. It had almost slipped my mind.
CoffeeKamen: We never went through the whole chatting lovingly on the phone phase. We were pretty lucky to be working together, I guess.
RoseRonin: I'd imagine that would be odd at first.
Wright: We really remind you of you and her?
CoffeeKamen: Ha! No. Sometimes a woman just needs a guiding hand.
Wright: I can't picture Chief like that...
RoseRonin: No?
Wright: ...I really can't picture her like that.
CoffeeKamen: Edgeworth remembers her, I imagine
RoseRonin: I do.
Wright: Oh, right, I checked out that case file.
CoffeeKamen: Ha! Only time she wasn't the nervous girl was in the bedroom.
iRonMan: .....Um
RoseRonin: Heh.
iRonMan: Am I the only one here who doesn't know her??
Wright: Oh?
Wright: Oh.. really?
RoseRonin: Ah, yes, DeLite.
CoffeeKamen: Probably, Ron
Wright: Probably is a definitely.
CoffeeKamen: I dated her, she taught Wright everything he knows, and she nearly handed Edgeworth a defeat in his first case
iRonMan: Wow
RoseRonin: It was HER first case as well.
Losing virginity to hot chicks
CoffeeKamen: Did you and your wife ever go through that awkward, shy phase, Ron?
Wright: She really did.
iRonMan: Nope!
iRonMan: Well....
iRonMan: Maybe a little? But....
Wright: Be right back--pizza's here.
iRonMan: It was more on my end
RoseRonin: That doesn't surprise me.
iRonMan: She was my first!!
RoseRonin: Neither does that.
CoffeeKamen: Ha! Married to your first girl? That's pretty good luck. How long were you two going out?
iRonMan: A month, before we tied the knot.
Wright: Back... had to find change for the tip.
RoseRonin: A... MONTH!?
iRonMan: Yes...?
Wright: Pizza was a good call.
RoseRonin: Jesus.
Wright: Yeah, Edgeworth, and he thinks it's strange for people to date longer than that and not tie the knot.
iRonMan: Wait wait! I NEVER said that!!
Wright: You asked why Rissie and I weren't engaged yet!
RoseRonin: Excuse me for a second.
iRonMan: You two have known each other for a YEAR you said!!
iRonMan: And you haven't even slept together?!!
Wright: Well
CoffeeKamen: You guys probably think it's funny when steam comes out of my head, but it's a funny feeling
Wright: ....
RoseRonin: A month is not long enough, DeLite.
iRonMan: err
Wright: ...
iRonMan: SORRY
Wright: Dammit armando
CoffeeKamen: Well, on that note, Ron, why don't you share
RoseRonin: Hn.
CoffeeKamen: Did you and Desiree sleep together before you tied the knot?
iRonMan: Well um....
Wright: good lord was this what you guys were takling aboaut while I was away?
Wright: dammit
CoffeeKamen: You didn't have many friends in high school, did you
iRonMan: Ummm
CoffeeKamen: Came down to Larry, right?
iRonMan: Whatever we talk about, stays here, right?
RoseRonin: That was the impression I got.
Wright: why the heck does that matter?
RoseRonin: Of course, DeLite.
iRonMan: Okay!!
CoffeeKamen: Yes, Ron, anything you say here is in confidence
iRonMan: We made love on our first date!!
CoffeeKamen: I don't think the prison staff even reads these logs, ironically (I'll fix that after today)
RoseRonin: You're kidding.
CoffeeKamen: Wow.
RoseRonin: That was to Armando.
iRonMan: Yes, I really wasn't quite expecting that.....
CoffeeKamen: I think it would fit to either of us
CoffeeKamen: The first date, Ron? How'd you manage that?
RoseRonin: True, it would.
RoseRonin: I imagine she was the one who managed it, eh?
iRonMan: Well, she phoned me... I took her to dinner.....
iRonMan: Then she took me to her apartment and... well
CoffeeKamen: Sounds like Edgeworth had the size of it
iRonMan: She was very eager to thank me for protecting her!!
RoseRonin: Yes, an aggressive woman can be a wonderful thing for an inexperienced young man.
Wright: So long as we're on this topic
Wright: Was Angel your first, Edgeworth?
CoffeeKamen: Ha! Aggressive, eh? Starr would fit that, I think
RoseRonin: Hah. No.
RoseRonin: Not by a longshot.
Wright: Reeally.
CoffeeKamen: Sounds like you have a skeptic
iRonMan: After hearing about Mr. Wright, I was wondering that, too.....
RoseRonin: Hm. Well my first was a young woman named Liesel who I met during a study trip-
RoseRonin: Shut up, DeLite.
iRonMan: Sorry...
CoffeeKamen: Ha!
Wright: How long ago was this?
RoseRonin: Her father was an emissary in Germany, and her English was abysmal, so I was assigned to be her study partner.
RoseRonin: Oh, God.
RoseRonin: I was... fifteen I think. Sixteen, maybe?
* Wright blinks
CoffeeKamen: Ha! Thatttaboy
Wright: And you knew her for how long???
RoseRonin: How long in total or how long before we had sex?
Wright: The latter
CoffeeKamen: I'm guessing three months
RoseRonin: I want to say two or three weeks.
Wright: ...
Wright: I never pictured you as the type, Edgeworth.
CoffeeKamen: HA!
iRonMan: Wow... me neither!
Wright: That's...
Wright: I'd never do something like that.
iRonMan: I thought you would be more of a romanticist!
RoseRonin: It was a wonderful experience.
RoseRonin: Her breasts... were amazing.
CoffeeKamen: Now, love can bloom in many places - young love is often fleeting and bittersweet in its briefness
CoffeeKamen: Breasts, huh?
CoffeeKamen: You never saw a pair until you'd seen Mia Fey naked
RoseRonin: They were not nearly so large as Ms. Fey's.
Wright: I've always wondered--err... no offense, Armando.
CoffeeKamen: None taken
RoseRonin: God, she was distracting.
RoseRonin: And they just kept getting bigger.
CoffeeKamen: So long as we're sharing, I'll be honest: Mia was my first, too
Wright: She really was.
CoffeeKamen: Hahahaha
Wright: Oh... she was?
iRonMan: Wait, what?
iRonMan: How old were you Diego??
RoseRonin: Was she?
CoffeeKamen: Twenty-six
Wright: That was... yeah.
Wright: Ha!
RoseRonin: I'm astonished.
iRonMan: Whaaaaat?!
Wright: I'm NOT abnormal!
CoffeeKamen: Or twenty-five
CoffeeKamen: Nah, Trite, you're not abnormal...in some ways
RoseRonin: You seem like you would have been very popular in high school.
iRonMan: Wow.... I'm amazed
RoseRonin: Not that I know much about high school, actually.
CoffeeKamen: I had taken her under my wing about three months prior
CoffeeKamen: I spent all of my free time interning in Grossberg's law office; not much time for women before I got my badge
RoseRonin: Admirable.
Wright: I kind of rushed my law degree too
RoseRonin: Yes, I should say that between Liesel and any further experience was a number of YEARS.
Wright: And I really didn't date after my junior year in college.
CoffeeKamen: I remember the first time like it was yesterday: I can't remember where we were, even, just putting her on my bike and driving out towards the beach
Wright: I still can't believe you did something like that, Edgeworth.
Wright: Your first time was on a beach?
CoffeeKamen: Man, you'd think that the most beautiful woman I'd ever known naked would make me something other than nostalgiac
Wright: Sandy...
CoffeeKamen: Maybe I need a - no, dammit
CoffeeKamen: We did it on top of a cliff
CoffeeKamen: Overlooking the beach
Wright: Out in the open?!
CoffeeKamen: Yep.
RoseRonin: Hm...
iRonMan: Oh I've done that before!
CoffeeKamen: We did it outside every other time
CoffeeKamen: I can't remember which one of us was into that
Wright: ...
Wright: Wow.
RoseRonin: I thinks it's a little distressing.
RoseRonin: Always too nervous.
Wright: I don't think I can look at her the same way again.
CoffeeKamen: Well, the first time is definitely a different sort of thrill
CoffeeKamen: Ha! I didn't either, Trite
RoseRonin: Although on a cliff no one's likely to walk in on you.
Wright: Something not to bring up next time I see her, I guess.
CoffeeKamen: That was the general idea; doing it at night meant we were more likely to see cas coming, too.
CoffeeKamen: Hell, ask her; I'm sure she'd tell you, once she got over the urge to punch you because I'm not within reach.
RoseRonin: I'm just nervous about being cited for indecency. It would be a terrible stain on the record of a public official.
CoffeeKamen: ...That runs in the Fey family.
iRonMan: But you'd like to try, Mr. Edgeworth?
RoseRonin: Yes, I found that out recently.
Wright: Huh. I guess it does.
RoseRonin: Like to try, well... I've tried.
CoffeeKamen: Ha! You holding the good detective back from her thrills, prosecutor?
RoseRonin: Not if I can help it!
Wright: You haven't talked to Mia since then have you, Armando?
CoffeeKamen: Good attitude to have. Nothing worse than a man who puts a damper on his woman's appetite
RoseRonin: I couldn't live with myself if I performed her such a disservice.
iRonMan: You've tried? How did it go??
CoffeeKamen: No, I haven't. The l-...she might not want me to repeat this, but the last time I spoke to her was the morning of my poisoning, and directly after that she went to /sleep/
RoseRonin: Besides that, I just can't seem to find it in me to say no.
CoffeeKamen: Ha!
RoseRonin: DeLite: Well, we weren't caught, thankfully. But we had to sneak back to our seats and we missed a good chunk of the play.
CoffeeKamen: ...
CoffeeKamen: Hahahaha
iRonMan: What play.....?
iRonMan: Wait...
iRonMan: The Shakespeare??
RoseRonin: Indeed.
iRonMan: Wooow.
CoffeeKamen: I wish I was well-read enough; I know there is an appropriate Shakespeare quote for that
hay guyz how do i have sex with my gf??? :(
Wright: Guys
Wright: How do I...
Wright: I mean, I guess I've been thinking about it for a while
CoffeeKamen: Yes?
RoseRonin: Go on.
Wright: ...
Wright: No not with YOU here
iRonMan: ??
iRonMan: What is it Mr. Wright?
RoseRonin: What did I do?
CoffeeKamen: Ha! So you're nervous about asking Iris to do something physical, then. Right?
CoffeeKamen: Jealous that Edgeworth is between Ms. Starr's thighs
Wright: I'm not nervous!
Wright: NO
CoffeeKamen: How can one have a bad poker face over the internet? It astounds me
RoseRonin: Mmn. Not at the moment, unfortunately.
Wright: I just don't know how to approach the subject I guess.
Wright: I mean... I'd heard it just kinda...
iRonMan: Yes?
Wright: But when I pulled her over to the couch...
Wright: Ugh
Wright: I don't want to talk about htis online
iRonMan: ??
CoffeeKamen: Too bad
iRonMan: What happened???
RoseRonin: She stopped you? What did she say?
CoffeeKamen: Look, I'll cut out the story-telling for your sake
CoffeeKamen: Have you seen her naked yet?
Wright: No
CoffeeKamen: Have you gotten under her shirt? Or robes, as it were?
Wright: And yes she stopped me
Wright: I don't know how to take the thing off!
Wright: I mean I tried!
RoseRonin: Does she wear a bra?
Wright: I... don't think so?
CoffeeKamen: So you haven't felt her up /through/ the robes, either
Wright: Ugh
CoffeeKamen: Have you just been holding hands for a year?
RoseRonin: It's cold up there, they might be thick.
Wright: Remind me why I'm letting this continue
RoseRonin: Because our only goal is to help you.
iRonMan: That's right!!
CoffeeKamen: You have nothing better to do and your desperation for sexual intimacy is greater than your embarrassment.
Wright: We've only been going out for about half a year this second time
iRonMan: You DO want to do it, don't you??
Wright: And we only meet only a couple of weeks
Wright: she's been over to the apartment... four times now?
RoseRonin: Wait, so you didn't do anything in college either?
Wright: Tru's BEEN there each time
Wright: No, we didn't.
CoffeeKamen: Have you seen the record for that trial, Edgeworth?
RoseRonin: I have.
iRonMan: You're okay with waiting until she's ready??
Wright: I'm alright with that.
CoffeeKamen: I mean the one where he was the defendant.
Wright: I'm fully okay with that, in fact.
RoseRonin: Yes.
Wright: I'll wait as long as it takes
RoseRonin: I read the record. That doesn't mean I BELIEVE it, though.
CoffeeKamen: Do you think anyone who says "Dollie doesn't poop" in total seriousness has been with a girl?
iRonMan: When did she say she'll be ready....???
RoseRonin: He says ridiculous and outlandish things when he's agitated.
iRonMan: What's holding her back??
RoseRonin: Did she even say she WASN'T ready, Wright?
Wright: ...
Wright: Dammit Armando
Wright: she didn't say it but she stopped me
CoffeeKamen: Did you get embarrassed when she looked up at you with those big, soulful eyes and asked you if you were all right?
Wright: she was worried about how I was doing at the time I guess?
Wright: ..........
RoseRonin: When was this?
Wright: wait
Wright: how do you know that part
CoffeeKamen: I didn't
CoffeeKamen: But I do now
Wright: ...
CoffeeKamen: Seemed like something she would say
RoseRonin: Wright, here's my two cents.
iRonMan: I'm so confused.....
CoffeeKamen: And you're enough of an awkward prat to fall all over yourself when a girl says something like that, instead of responding Yes, please let me see your breasts
RoseRonin: This woman didn't balk at taking her aunt's corpse and stabbing it with a ceremonial knife.
RoseRonin: I doubt she's going to have a problem with you making love to her.
RoseRonin: She's not made of spun sugar.
Wright: Then why did she stop me?
Wright: Ugh
Wright: Diego you're really not helping
RoseRonin: You tell me.
CoffeeKamen: I can see your lawyer face
iRonMan: Didn't you ask...?
Wright: No it wasn't a good time
iRonMan: I thought you loved asking questions, Mr. Wright
Wright: I guess it was just not a good day for it either.
Wright: Ugh
CoffeeKamen: Trite, man up. What /did/ she say? Are you filling in spots that weren't blank?
Wright: She did exactly what you guessed she did
Wright: I was... trying to take her clothes off
Wright: and she stopped me,
CoffeeKamen: Excuse me a moment, my friends, I need to draw up a list for Wright here
Wright: asked if I was alright and if I was /sure/
RoseRonin: God, the two of you.
Wright: and... that's a pretty good indication she didn't want it to go on, right?
Wright: I mean... I'm sure if I'm doing it... aren't I?
RoseRonin: No!
RoseRonin: You're YOU!
CoffeeKamen: You know what forget the list
Wright: What's THAT supposed to mean.
iRonMan: She asked you and... So wait
RoseRonin: You were sure that running across a flaming bridge was the right plan AT THE TIME.
CoffeeKamen: This is beyond my capacity to read without laughing
iRonMan: You WEREN'T sure?
iRonMan: You didn't want to do it??
CoffeeKamen: I think you hit it, Ron
Wright: I would run over it again given the circumstances!
Wright: ...and if I didn't know it was going to crash into the river
iRonMan: I did???
* RoseRonin loses it
Wright: I WAS sure
Wright: But then...
iRonMan: ???!
Wright: well, she had a point
CoffeeKamen: You were sure until she looked at you
RoseRonin: Exactly.
Wright: I wasn't in my right mind at the time either.
Wright: Yes.
Wright: Yes, Armando, that.
CoffeeKamen: Man
RoseRonin: You were sure until you weren't, like with everything you do.
CoffeeKamen: Let me tell you something
CoffeeKamen: And none of you repeat this
RoseRonin: SHE was concerned about YOU
CoffeeKamen: Wright, listen, I'm your friend, and I'm telling this to you because you are my friend and you have less common sense than the man who tries to eat coffee grinds.
CoffeeKamen: (I have done this; I would know)
Wright: ...
CoffeeKamen: That girls wants to have sex with you! She wants it as badly as you do! When she masturbates, she's probably thinking about you.
CoffeeKamen: Actually, on that note, she has a sexual appetite!
RoseRonin: She definitely does.
Wright: ...
Wright: But she's...
CoffeeKamen: She's what?
RoseRonin: Women mature later, her sexual appetite is probably higher than it's ever been.
Wright: I don't know! Sure, other girls, but--
Wright: ...Rissie?
RoseRonin: YES
CoffeeKamen: You think she doesn't poop either, eh?
iRonMan: So wait, Mr. Wright....
iRonMan: YOU aren't ready to take the relationship to the next level?!
Wright: I AM
iRonMan: Are you sure???
RoseRonin: Hah.
CoffeeKamen: Ha!
Wright: Alright, so
Wright: So assuming I'm ready, and she's ready...
Wright: How do I go about this?!
RoseRonin: Okay
RoseRonin: What I did
RoseRonin: Was I threw her over the desk and had sex with her.
CoffeeKamen: Wow
CoffeeKamen: That
CoffeeKamen: Wow
Wright: Wait...
CoffeeKamen: So is that Liesel or Starr
Wright: You did it in the PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE?
iRonMan: Woooow
RoseRonin: ... That doesn't leave this chat.
Wright: It's like I don't even know you
iRonMan: GREAT JOB Mr. Edgeworth!!
RoseRonin: This was Angel.
Wright: Were people still AROUND?
RoseRonin: Liesel did all the throwing.
* iRonMan highfives!
CoffeeKamen: Hahahaha
RoseRonin: I'm not sure...
* RoseRonin highfives
RoseRonin: Probably not.
Wright: You people work late there all the time
CoffeeKamen: Mia asked me if I was ready. I said yes; you'd think she was the one on caffeine, as fast as she got my pants off
Wright: Assuming you DID it later in the day
RoseRonin: I can't remember, it is kind of a blur at this point.
CoffeeKamen: Sex in the office isn't that hard
iRonMan: Dessie didn't even ask.....
CoffeeKamen: Lock the door and get some music playing
RoseRonin: That's what I did.
iRonMan: I think it turned out well for me though!!
CoffeeKamen: Didn't ask, Ron?
iRonMan: She threw herself on me so quickly and I had no objections to THAT
RoseRonin: Heh, no doubt.
CoffeeKamen: Not hard to imagine
Wright: So next time she comes over...
CoffeeKamen: Don't worry about it. Nothing will happen if you keep worrying.
RoseRonin: Well, worry about one thing.
Wright: Right...
RoseRonin: Finding a place for Trucy to go.
CoffeeKamen: Who knows? She may be the one to initiate. ...And if she does, please, just reciprocate.
Wright: Trust me I will
CoffeeKamen: Are you sure?
Wright: I'm SURE
CoffeeKamen: Are you sure you won't ask her whether or not she's ready and look so nervous it scares /her/ off?
iRonMan: We're ALL cheering you on, Mr. Wright!!!
RoseRonin: Haha. Yes, do your best.
Wright: Alright, alright.
Wright: I'll ask her when she can come over.
Wright: Or... maybe when I go visit her...?
CoffeeKamen: ...Even I never tried to bang a girl in the middle of a temple
* RoseRonin laughs
RoseRonin: Go for it. That's something to brag about.
Wright: Wait, that isn't taboo, is it?
Wright: I don't want to offend her
CoffeeKamen: Demons in your trousers, Trite!
CoffeeKamen: Maybe it'll be all right if she makes you wear the hat.
Wright: ...
RoseRonin: That HOOD
Wright: Alright this conversation has gone long enough
RoseRonin: Please don't give me this mental image, Armando, my abs hurt.
iRonMan: Hat? Hood??
RoseRonin: Sorry DeLite, it's a nun thing I guess.
RoseRonin: She has this demon-warding hood.
CoffeeKamen: Very demure, very feminine. Beautiful on that girl. On a grown man it's ridiculous
iRonMan: Oh.... Men wear it, too?
RoseRonin: VERY ridiculous.
RoseRonin: Wright did.
Wright: It kept my fever down!
Wright: She gave it to me to protect me...
Wright: I want to call her again.
CoffeeKamen: Doesn't she have a laptop, now?
Wright: Be back later
CoffeeKamen: Hold it, hold it
CoffeeKamen: Damn
iRonMan: He must really love her!
RoseRonin: He's got it bad.
CoffeeKamen: He's got no brains.
Continue on to part 3...