Uh oh.

[sunnyboots]

I hate my brother

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[galalefey]

When I was six, my brother threatened to feed me to his friends. Thankfully, he's nine years my senior, so I think he's outgrown that.
(Just passing through).

[sunnyboots]

Charles didn't pay any attention to me when we were younger. Actually, he didn't when we were older, either, except now that he needs me to fulfill his debt. I suppose this is better than visiting him in debtor's prison some day. :)

[galalefey]

Of course, if he was in prison, you wouldn't have to deal with him pawning you as goods. And of course, you could discuss which of his inmates have the best asses, because he'd probably be getting plenty.

Then again, considering what seems to be your brother's luck, he'd be someone's bitch.

[peridots13]

Well, there's always the hope (small as it is) that Colin will change his mind and ravish you. Maybe you can get him high or drunk or both.

[sunnyboots]

Oh my goodness! I wouldn't even know how to go about getting him intoxicated! I'm sure the other sir - Fox - would know. But it doesn't sound like a good idea for anyone.

[foxman]

small hope? dwindling by the nanosecond. oh yeah.

[crotalus_atrox]

Because, you know, that's not rape or anything. Jesus christ.

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Hi, Boots. I've friended you back. :)

[midworldmisfit]

I wish I had an older brother that would wager me in a poker game. You're so lucky.

[sunnyboots]

Oh my! Lucky? Hmm. I'm not sure how. But maybe you're right. I have to sleep on it for a while. Things might look better tomorrow.

[midworldmisfit]

Of course they will! Things aaaaalways look better the next day. Tons of sugar helps, too.

[rabbitsin]

Only lucky if the older brother that I had wagered me in a poker game that would end with me being ravished by Sir or other Sir.

[sunnyboots]

Now I'm getting sort of confused as to why everyone wants to help me get ravished. When the majority of people want to do something, I usually find it's the opposite of what should be done.

I learned stuff like that in Philosophy.

[shy_dramaqueen]

The majority of people are idiots, so that's a good philosophy. ;)

Mind if I friend you? (I've started asking in advance. Apparently people can get snarky about this. Having friends must be a bad thing. *rolls eyes*)

[sunnyboots]

Of course I don't mind! The more the merrier, although this popularity is strange and unusual and more than a bit frightening. I might have to hide under the covers until I'm used to it.

[christ_chexx_4u]

my friend jess' older brother just lost her in a poker game earlier this summer. she was quite upset about it. never did find out what happened after that, but i think she was more mad that he bet her in the first place. he claims he still loves her, but we're wary of that fact.

[sunnyboots]

Oh dear! I wonder if all older brothers take classes on how to torture younger sisters. I wish he would go back to ignoring me.

[kitten_grrl]

No more or less than all older sisters do in torturing their younger sisters. I should know, having left my younger sib with many traumatic memories of chasing her around the house with a hand puppet of the muppet Animal. What can I say? It was fun.