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[sunnyd_licious]

Woah, okay, so. I know that some of my behavioral meds can have some trippy side effects, but this has never happened before. And like…what’s with the Alice in Wonderland motif? Jesus Christ, I hated that movie, why would I hallucinate that shit?

And now I’m analyzing my hallucinations. Into a funky tape recorder.

Beautiful. Absolutely

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[thinkin_man]

You're not hallucinating.

[sunnyd_licious]

That's exactly what a hallucination would say, though...

[thinkin_man]

Maybe, but doesn't this entire thing feel too clear and crisp to be made up?

[sunnyd_licious]

It also seems too whacky and trippy to be real.

[voice]

[40410]

It's actually called Wonderland.

[ Utterly deadpan. The fact that it's modelled after a fantasy story is pretty tame compared to the other stuff that goes on here.

He's... just not going to touch the hallucination stuff if he can help it. ]

It has a Queen of Hearts and everything.

[voice]

[sunnyd_licious]

Ugh, that's just really beautiful...

[Hear that? That's sarcasm and disgust. She really hates that movie...]

[voice]

[40410]

[ Sarcasm and disgust? Don't mind if he does! ]

Yeah, it's so much fun.

[ ...Although this isn't exactly helpful. ]

There's a pamphlet about it, of all things. I guess it cushions the surprises. Probably not by much. [ He ended up mostly learning by doing, so he can't really speak for how helpful the pamphlet is. ]

[voice]

[sunnyd_licious]

Yeah, someone mentioned a pamphlet and...I think I found it? I mean, there can only be so many pamphlets about this junk, right?

[usskickass]

As much as those pills are probably messin' you up, this ain't one of their side effects. Sorry, kid.

[sunnyd_licious]

Wouldn't that be what you would say if you were a side effect anyway?

[usskickass]

Kid, if I was in your head I'd probably know your name and where you're from and all that. Seein' as I don't, I'm probably my own person.

[Logic'd.]

Name's Shannon Beiste.

[sunnyd_licious]

...

[Holy shit. Logic'd indeed.]

Juno MacGuff.

Voice

[tobethebest]

[Um. Meds?

Okay, okay. She's trying not to judge, really. Because this is a girl, and she could use more girlfriends, right? It's worth extending a potential olive branch of friendship, right?

...RIGHT? Pleasedon'tbesomekindofcrazydrugaddict.]

Uh. Hi! I'm pretty sure this isn't a hallucination.

[dealwithit.gif]

Voice

[sunnyd_licious]

[Well...she's not a drug addict.]

Well, I'm totally convinced now.

[Sarcasm. That's original.]

Voice

[tobethebest]

[It's like you can hear Yukino twitching.]

Well, you should be. There's no way I'm the first person today who's told you that Wonderland's real.

Voice

[sunnyd_licious]

All of it very easily explained by the "That's Exactly What a Hallucination Would Say" Hypothesis.

[Even though Beiste has already logic'd her...she's still skeptical and, to be honest, too proud to admit that she got logic'd.]

[Voice]

[elegantinmind]

...Ariadne?

[Voice]

[sunnyd_licious]

Excuse me?

[Voice]

[elegantinmind]

You sound like someone I know. [An audible sigh of disappointment can be heard.] My mistake.

Name's Arthur, by the way. Welcome to the land of insanity.

[Voice]

[sunnyd_licious]

Juno...nice to meet you, I guess.