The phone rang! Noise Complaint.

We've sent a car over to Willy's place. Probably just more of those women vigilantes and their pagan rituals to rid themselves of unwanted boyfriends I imagine.

Reports of missing Twinkies coming in from all across town.

Now that is just criminal. You don't mess with a man's twinkie.

Several of the officers have been complaining about headaches and want to end their shifts early.

Bah!

Don't want to work the graveyard shift is what I think.

Det. Hardy.

Investigation Report:
High School Vandalism

Gerald was only three weeks out of the Academy. He come walking out with coffee...and my bearclaw! (sob)

Case file has been closed due to lack of interest from witness'

8:00 PM - Received another call about the Summers household.
8:15 PM - Ignored said call and went for a coffee
8:30 PM - Really getting concerned about the number of kids who stay out late at night.. particularly around the Bronze

12:00 AM - Damn fashion fads. Last year it was wrinkle faces, this year it is leather! What's next....