The Screaming Will Never Stop

[sunnygreen]

I hate babies.

Let me revise: I hate the people who bring in their babies for me to take care of and wander off without a word, forgetting to mention that said baby is teething like hell, so the baby balls in my ear like it's dying for an hour straight no matter what I do or try.

I hate that woman.

But I'm not too fond of the baby, either.

Comments

[almightyreihl]

Maybe you should've tried to choke that baby with a penny, like you always do to babies.

[chronic_lust]

Next time you see the mother ask her to provide some baby ora-gel. Its in a q-tip that you break and apply to the gums. If all else fails freeze a binki, (pacifier sorry) or sooth the baby. A quiet place to rock so that he doesnt get over stimulated.

Teething sucks, but it doesnt last forever.

[darrad]

Bawls, baby

[tiernoc]

is infantacide an option?