Stupid Boy
Pairing: Baekhyun/Kyungsoo
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~1720
Summary: Fluff, crack, Baekhyun was worried when Kyungsoo sprained his leg during MAMA 2013
Stupid Boy
"I hate you for making me worry"
“Shut up Chanyeol.”
Baekhyun ran a palm across his hair in frustration. EXO were currently in their car back to the hotel where Kyungsoo is supposedly resting at, after they collected their awards on MAMA stage.
Jongdae smirked. “Baekhyunnie is just worried for his boyfriend Yeol, give the man some space.”
“He’s whipped.” Kris stated.
“So whipped.” Chanyeol agreed.
Baekhyun used every ounce of strength he has left in his body to refrain himself from bursting out of his seat to punch the troll and the twin tower. Next to him, Jongin placed a reassuring palm on his lap.
“He’ll be fine hyung, Soo-hyung is strong.” Jongin said. Baekhyun nodded.
“I know Jonginnie.” Baekhyun replied as he looked out of the car window.
“Ohhhhh look! A fan cam of Baekhyun tearing up on stage! Awwww Baekkie worried for his boo boo?” Jongdae cooed.
And that was how Jongdae ended up with a shoe in his face.
~
Baekhyun opened the door to the hotel room.
The smell of fresh vanilla along with a powdery undertone of the ylang-ylang flower came assaulting his nose.
The scent of Kyungsoo.
The scent of home.
Baekhyun sighed deeply as he leaned against the doorframe, eyeing the figure huddled on the bed. With slow steps, Baekhyun walked towards it.
As Baekhyun approaches, the figure on the bed turned.
“Hey, you’re back-“
“Shut up Kyungsoo.” Baekhyun said coldly and the figure froze.
“Shut up. Just shut up.” Baekhyun bit back his tears.
“ooooooookay?” Kyungsoo winced as he shifted again, attempting to sit up.
Baekhyun took large strides and reached the bed. “Stop, I’ll come to you. Don’t you dare move.”
Kyungsoo laid there stiffly as Baekhyun squeezed himself into the duvet.
“Come here.” Baekhyun said as he pulled Kyungsoo into his embrace. Kyungsoo leaned gratefully into Baekhyun’s lean frame, his nose against Baekhyun’s chest and took in the scent of Baekhyun.
Cool Water by Davidoff. Of course Kyungsoo knows. He was the one that gave Baekhyun the bottle of perfume on his birthday. Kyungsoo inhaled deeply. The swells of peppermint, freshness of lavender with the heart notes of jasmine, geranium and sandalwood of the fougere fresh, mixed with the manly scent of Baekhyun earned from his hard work. Kyungsoo took it all in.
“Love what you smell? You’re sniffing me like the little dog you are.” Baekhyun commented.
Kyungsoo slapped Baekhyun’s chest lightly. “Why else do you think I give that bottle of perfume to you for?”
Baekhyun toyed with Kyungsoo’s hair for a little while before breaching the topic.
“How is your leg?” Baekhyun asked.
“It hurts, but I’m surviving.” Kyungsoo yawned.
Baekhyun pulled Kyungsoo’s head towards his chest and used his hands to keep him there.
“Sleep, you idiot. You’ll need all the energy tomorrow.”
Kyungsoo smiled as he slowly fell asleep while listening to Baekhyun’s heartbeat.
~
“O-okay, okay! I have my crutches, gosh-“
“Shut up you dumb piece of shit, I am carrying you, period.”
“But I can walk!”
“Yeah right, you’re a walking disaster, what if you fell into a shit dump while walking with those crutches? Those crutches are longer than your stupid body.”
“Baek, stop!”
“No, you stop!”
“Erm…guys?” Joonmyeon cuts into the couple’s bickering awkwardly.
“What?!” the both of them said at the same time.
Joonmyeon cleared his throat awkwardly. “Kyungsoo should use the crutches-”
“But-”
“No more buts, Baek, or else no bed for you when we reach Korea.” Kyungsoo said with all the seriousness in the world and Baekhyun shuts up immediately.
“Fine.” Baekhyun pouted.
“Thank you.” Kyungsoo said as he graced Baekhyun’s cheeks with a light kiss.
“But I will still be helping you carry your stupid bags, you clumsy piece of shit.” Baekhyun says.
“Manager hyung will-”
“Shut up Kyungsoo, just shut up! I am your boyfriend, and I will be carrying your stupid bags if I can’t carry your short and dwarfed body!” Baekhyun flipped his imaginary long hair as he stomped off away (with great difficulties) with their luggages.
~
“Steady, steady, steady, okay come, one step at a time-”
“Gosh Baek, you’re worse than my mother!” Kyungsoo whined as he planted his butt down on the couch of the dormitory. Baekhyun just squinted at the younger.
“I was just worried okay? You are always so clumsy! See what happened to your stupid leg now?” Baekhyun scolded.
Kyungsoo don’t know whether to sigh or bake a pie, because Baekhyun is really being over paranoid.
“I’ll be fine Baek.” Kyungsoo says. “Come here.” Kyungsoo patted the seat beside him.
Reluctantly, Baekhyun sat down beside Kyungsoo. And immediately, Kyungsoo latched himself onto Baekhyun’s body and looked at his boyfriend in the eye.
“You love me so much eh?” Kyungsoo smiled.
“No, I hate you idiot.” Baekhyun rolled his eyes.
“Awwww you’re worried about me!” Kyungsoo teased.
“Don’t push your luck, Soo.” Baekhyun said. Giggling, Kyungsoo leaned up and stole a kiss from Baekhyun.
“I love you Baek.” Kyungsoo said as he buried his face in Baekhyun’s shirt.
“I love you too.” Baekhyun grumbled.
~
“Just pass the stupid spoon to me!”
“No! I’m not a baby!”
“Do Kyungsoo, I am serious!”
“No!”
“I’ll count to three!”
“Never!”
“One…”
“I can eat by myself perfectly fine!”
“Two…”
“Byunnie, please…”
“Three!”
Baekhyun snatched the spoon out of Kyungsoo’s hand and stood over him in triumph. Kyungsoo groaned as he hid his face behind his hands. All the other members sitting around the table gaped at Baekhyun.
“Now Kyungie, say ahhhhhhh” Baekhyun cajoled as he scooped some rice and puts it in front of Kyungsoo’s mouth. Kyungsoo shook his head. It was already embarrassing for him when he sprained his leg on an international stage. And Baekhyun acting like this in front of his other members is just not helping at all.
“Just open your ugly mouth you stupendous troll!” Baekhyun pouted. The other members just watched in awe.
“Never- armmghghhhhh” Kyungsoo was cut off when the spoonful of food was stuffed forcefully into his mouth.
Baekhyun smirked.
“Now, that’s my good little Kyungie. You love it when I feed you don’t cha?” Baekhyun said, earning a deep blush from Kyungsoo.
“Both of them are so whipped by each other.” Sehun comments through his lisp and mouthful of food.
~
Kyungsoo lay on his bed as he read his book, “Catching Fire”.
The movie is already out, but he couldn’t go and watch them because of his leg. Kyungsoo sighed deeply. He loves the Hunger Games series, and he is a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence.
Just as Kyungsoo was wallowing in despair, his door opened.
“Hey dumb ass, time for a shower.” Baekhyun voice washed over him.
Kyungsoo sat up slowly. “Okay.”
Just as Kyungsoo reached out for his crutches, Baekhyun forcefully snatched them away. Kyungsoo looked up at him.
“Let me carry your useless self into the bathroom.”
“But-”
“Shut up.” Baekhyun walked over and lifted Kyungsoo up bridal style and proceeded to the bathroom. Kyungsoo held onto Baekhyun’s neck so as to prevent himself from dropping.
As they went into the bathroom, Baekhyun set Kyungsoo down on the toilet seat and began turning on the tap to fill the bathtub. Then, Baekhyun tested the temperature of the water. When he deemed the temperature as perfect, he stripped away his clothes.
“W-what are you doing?” Kyungsoo asked nervously, staring at the very naked Baekhyun in front of him.
Baekhyun just looked at Kyungsoo. “I am bathing with you.”
“But I can bathe by myself!”
“No, you can’t. I am bathing with you.”
“But-” Baekhyun ignored all pleas of Kyungsoo and stripped him down to nothing, before throwing both their clothes into the laundry dump. Kyungsoo tried to hide his nakedness, but he failed.
“Come on.” Baekhyun said as he gently lifted Kyungsoo up before setting him down slowly into the warm water. The temperature of the water is perfect, and the peach blossom scent of the bubble bath almost made Kyungsoo moan. Kyungsoo lets out a soft sigh as he stretched his legs. The part where he sprained feels better in the warm water.
“Close your stupid eyes because I am going to shampoo your hair.” Baekhyun commands. Kyungsoo was so drowned in bliss that he didn’t even retaliate.
Baekhyun massaged Kyungsoo’s scalp, running slowly gentle circles, working the bubbles. Kyungsoo just lay against the bathtub, relishing in every moment of it.
“I’m rinsing your ugly hair now.” Baekhyun says before letting a jet of warm water hit Kyungsoo’s soft fluffy hair.
Kyungsoo could try, but he could never deny that he loves it when Baekhyun washes his hair for him. He suppressed a smile because, damn, Baekhyun is good with his hands.
“Let me run this sponge down your body to help you wash because you can’t do it yourself now.” Baekhyun says as he held out a sponge. Kyungsoo’s eyes widened.
“No you don’t have to; I can do it myself-”
“LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU.” Baekhyun stared at Kyungsoo intently. Kyungsoo blushed, but relents.
“Raise your arms.”
Kyungsoo raised and Baekhyun washed his arm pits for him.
“Put it down, now look up.”
Kyungsoo did, and Baekhyun washed his neck areas.
“Good, now relax and lean forward a little.”
Baekhyun ran the sponge down Kyungsoo’s back to his butt then back up again.
“Good, now spread your legs, I’m gonna wash your nuts for you.”
“What?! No way!” Kyungsoo shrieks.
“YES. NOW.”
Well, let’s just say that at the end, Baekhyun did have his ways with Kyungsoo, and Kyungsoo ended up having a nosebleed from being in the warm water for too long.
~
“I can walk-”
“Shut up and let me carry you and your useless self to your bed where I can massage your stupid short legs.”
Kyungsoo rolled his eyes for the nth time that day, but let Baekhyun carry him anyway.
“Just let me take care of you.” Baekhyun whispered, lips ghosting near Kyungsoo’s cheeks. Kyungsoo leaned up as he stared at Baekhyun in the eye.
“You are really stupid you know.” Kyungsoo murmured against Baekhyun’s lips as Baekhyun sets him down on the bed.
Baekhyun looked at Kyungsoo for a moment.
“Stupid boy.” Kyungsoo smiled.
Baekhyun sighed before replying to Kyungsoo.
“I’m your stupid boy.”
~
It’s the end~ wrote this for you GuaiGuai! Hehehehe I hope that this is up to your liking D: As you have known, I’m not particularly good in fluff stuff >////< so…hope that this was up to your expectations! HEHEHE wrote this kind of in a rush as my midterms are next week OTL so please forgive me if you find any mistakes here. PEACE OUT~
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~1720
Summary: Fluff, crack, Baekhyun was worried when Kyungsoo sprained his leg during MAMA 2013
Stupid Boy
"I hate you for making me worry"
“Shut up Chanyeol.”
Baekhyun ran a palm across his hair in frustration. EXO were currently in their car back to the hotel where Kyungsoo is supposedly resting at, after they collected their awards on MAMA stage.
Jongdae smirked. “Baekhyunnie is just worried for his boyfriend Yeol, give the man some space.”
“He’s whipped.” Kris stated.
“So whipped.” Chanyeol agreed.
Baekhyun used every ounce of strength he has left in his body to refrain himself from bursting out of his seat to punch the troll and the twin tower. Next to him, Jongin placed a reassuring palm on his lap.
“He’ll be fine hyung, Soo-hyung is strong.” Jongin said. Baekhyun nodded.
“I know Jonginnie.” Baekhyun replied as he looked out of the car window.
“Ohhhhh look! A fan cam of Baekhyun tearing up on stage! Awwww Baekkie worried for his boo boo?” Jongdae cooed.
And that was how Jongdae ended up with a shoe in his face.
~
Baekhyun opened the door to the hotel room.
The smell of fresh vanilla along with a powdery undertone of the ylang-ylang flower came assaulting his nose.
The scent of Kyungsoo.
The scent of home.
Baekhyun sighed deeply as he leaned against the doorframe, eyeing the figure huddled on the bed. With slow steps, Baekhyun walked towards it.
As Baekhyun approaches, the figure on the bed turned.
“Hey, you’re back-“
“Shut up Kyungsoo.” Baekhyun said coldly and the figure froze.
“Shut up. Just shut up.” Baekhyun bit back his tears.
“ooooooookay?” Kyungsoo winced as he shifted again, attempting to sit up.
Baekhyun took large strides and reached the bed. “Stop, I’ll come to you. Don’t you dare move.”
Kyungsoo laid there stiffly as Baekhyun squeezed himself into the duvet.
“Come here.” Baekhyun said as he pulled Kyungsoo into his embrace. Kyungsoo leaned gratefully into Baekhyun’s lean frame, his nose against Baekhyun’s chest and took in the scent of Baekhyun.
Cool Water by Davidoff. Of course Kyungsoo knows. He was the one that gave Baekhyun the bottle of perfume on his birthday. Kyungsoo inhaled deeply. The swells of peppermint, freshness of lavender with the heart notes of jasmine, geranium and sandalwood of the fougere fresh, mixed with the manly scent of Baekhyun earned from his hard work. Kyungsoo took it all in.
“Love what you smell? You’re sniffing me like the little dog you are.” Baekhyun commented.
Kyungsoo slapped Baekhyun’s chest lightly. “Why else do you think I give that bottle of perfume to you for?”
Baekhyun toyed with Kyungsoo’s hair for a little while before breaching the topic.
“How is your leg?” Baekhyun asked.
“It hurts, but I’m surviving.” Kyungsoo yawned.
Baekhyun pulled Kyungsoo’s head towards his chest and used his hands to keep him there.
“Sleep, you idiot. You’ll need all the energy tomorrow.”
Kyungsoo smiled as he slowly fell asleep while listening to Baekhyun’s heartbeat.
~
“O-okay, okay! I have my crutches, gosh-“
“Shut up you dumb piece of shit, I am carrying you, period.”
“But I can walk!”
“Yeah right, you’re a walking disaster, what if you fell into a shit dump while walking with those crutches? Those crutches are longer than your stupid body.”
“Baek, stop!”
“No, you stop!”
“Erm…guys?” Joonmyeon cuts into the couple’s bickering awkwardly.
“What?!” the both of them said at the same time.
Joonmyeon cleared his throat awkwardly. “Kyungsoo should use the crutches-”
“But-”
“No more buts, Baek, or else no bed for you when we reach Korea.” Kyungsoo said with all the seriousness in the world and Baekhyun shuts up immediately.
“Fine.” Baekhyun pouted.
“Thank you.” Kyungsoo said as he graced Baekhyun’s cheeks with a light kiss.
“But I will still be helping you carry your stupid bags, you clumsy piece of shit.” Baekhyun says.
“Manager hyung will-”
“Shut up Kyungsoo, just shut up! I am your boyfriend, and I will be carrying your stupid bags if I can’t carry your short and dwarfed body!” Baekhyun flipped his imaginary long hair as he stomped off away (with great difficulties) with their luggages.
~
“Steady, steady, steady, okay come, one step at a time-”
“Gosh Baek, you’re worse than my mother!” Kyungsoo whined as he planted his butt down on the couch of the dormitory. Baekhyun just squinted at the younger.
“I was just worried okay? You are always so clumsy! See what happened to your stupid leg now?” Baekhyun scolded.
Kyungsoo don’t know whether to sigh or bake a pie, because Baekhyun is really being over paranoid.
“I’ll be fine Baek.” Kyungsoo says. “Come here.” Kyungsoo patted the seat beside him.
Reluctantly, Baekhyun sat down beside Kyungsoo. And immediately, Kyungsoo latched himself onto Baekhyun’s body and looked at his boyfriend in the eye.
“You love me so much eh?” Kyungsoo smiled.
“No, I hate you idiot.” Baekhyun rolled his eyes.
“Awwww you’re worried about me!” Kyungsoo teased.
“Don’t push your luck, Soo.” Baekhyun said. Giggling, Kyungsoo leaned up and stole a kiss from Baekhyun.
“I love you Baek.” Kyungsoo said as he buried his face in Baekhyun’s shirt.
“I love you too.” Baekhyun grumbled.
~
“Just pass the stupid spoon to me!”
“No! I’m not a baby!”
“Do Kyungsoo, I am serious!”
“No!”
“I’ll count to three!”
“Never!”
“One…”
“I can eat by myself perfectly fine!”
“Two…”
“Byunnie, please…”
“Three!”
Baekhyun snatched the spoon out of Kyungsoo’s hand and stood over him in triumph. Kyungsoo groaned as he hid his face behind his hands. All the other members sitting around the table gaped at Baekhyun.
“Now Kyungie, say ahhhhhhh” Baekhyun cajoled as he scooped some rice and puts it in front of Kyungsoo’s mouth. Kyungsoo shook his head. It was already embarrassing for him when he sprained his leg on an international stage. And Baekhyun acting like this in front of his other members is just not helping at all.
“Just open your ugly mouth you stupendous troll!” Baekhyun pouted. The other members just watched in awe.
“Never- armmghghhhhh” Kyungsoo was cut off when the spoonful of food was stuffed forcefully into his mouth.
Baekhyun smirked.
“Now, that’s my good little Kyungie. You love it when I feed you don’t cha?” Baekhyun said, earning a deep blush from Kyungsoo.
“Both of them are so whipped by each other.” Sehun comments through his lisp and mouthful of food.
~
Kyungsoo lay on his bed as he read his book, “Catching Fire”.
The movie is already out, but he couldn’t go and watch them because of his leg. Kyungsoo sighed deeply. He loves the Hunger Games series, and he is a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence.
Just as Kyungsoo was wallowing in despair, his door opened.
“Hey dumb ass, time for a shower.” Baekhyun voice washed over him.
Kyungsoo sat up slowly. “Okay.”
Just as Kyungsoo reached out for his crutches, Baekhyun forcefully snatched them away. Kyungsoo looked up at him.
“Let me carry your useless self into the bathroom.”
“But-”
“Shut up.” Baekhyun walked over and lifted Kyungsoo up bridal style and proceeded to the bathroom. Kyungsoo held onto Baekhyun’s neck so as to prevent himself from dropping.
As they went into the bathroom, Baekhyun set Kyungsoo down on the toilet seat and began turning on the tap to fill the bathtub. Then, Baekhyun tested the temperature of the water. When he deemed the temperature as perfect, he stripped away his clothes.
“W-what are you doing?” Kyungsoo asked nervously, staring at the very naked Baekhyun in front of him.
Baekhyun just looked at Kyungsoo. “I am bathing with you.”
“But I can bathe by myself!”
“No, you can’t. I am bathing with you.”
“But-” Baekhyun ignored all pleas of Kyungsoo and stripped him down to nothing, before throwing both their clothes into the laundry dump. Kyungsoo tried to hide his nakedness, but he failed.
“Come on.” Baekhyun said as he gently lifted Kyungsoo up before setting him down slowly into the warm water. The temperature of the water is perfect, and the peach blossom scent of the bubble bath almost made Kyungsoo moan. Kyungsoo lets out a soft sigh as he stretched his legs. The part where he sprained feels better in the warm water.
“Close your stupid eyes because I am going to shampoo your hair.” Baekhyun commands. Kyungsoo was so drowned in bliss that he didn’t even retaliate.
Baekhyun massaged Kyungsoo’s scalp, running slowly gentle circles, working the bubbles. Kyungsoo just lay against the bathtub, relishing in every moment of it.
“I’m rinsing your ugly hair now.” Baekhyun says before letting a jet of warm water hit Kyungsoo’s soft fluffy hair.
Kyungsoo could try, but he could never deny that he loves it when Baekhyun washes his hair for him. He suppressed a smile because, damn, Baekhyun is good with his hands.
“Let me run this sponge down your body to help you wash because you can’t do it yourself now.” Baekhyun says as he held out a sponge. Kyungsoo’s eyes widened.
“No you don’t have to; I can do it myself-”
“LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU.” Baekhyun stared at Kyungsoo intently. Kyungsoo blushed, but relents.
“Raise your arms.”
Kyungsoo raised and Baekhyun washed his arm pits for him.
“Put it down, now look up.”
Kyungsoo did, and Baekhyun washed his neck areas.
“Good, now relax and lean forward a little.”
Baekhyun ran the sponge down Kyungsoo’s back to his butt then back up again.
“Good, now spread your legs, I’m gonna wash your nuts for you.”
“What?! No way!” Kyungsoo shrieks.
“YES. NOW.”
Well, let’s just say that at the end, Baekhyun did have his ways with Kyungsoo, and Kyungsoo ended up having a nosebleed from being in the warm water for too long.
~
“I can walk-”
“Shut up and let me carry you and your useless self to your bed where I can massage your stupid short legs.”
Kyungsoo rolled his eyes for the nth time that day, but let Baekhyun carry him anyway.
“Just let me take care of you.” Baekhyun whispered, lips ghosting near Kyungsoo’s cheeks. Kyungsoo leaned up as he stared at Baekhyun in the eye.
“You are really stupid you know.” Kyungsoo murmured against Baekhyun’s lips as Baekhyun sets him down on the bed.
Baekhyun looked at Kyungsoo for a moment.
“Stupid boy.” Kyungsoo smiled.
Baekhyun sighed before replying to Kyungsoo.
“I’m your stupid boy.”
~
It’s the end~ wrote this for you GuaiGuai! Hehehehe I hope that this is up to your liking D: As you have known, I’m not particularly good in fluff stuff >////< so…hope that this was up to your expectations! HEHEHE wrote this kind of in a rush as my midterms are next week OTL so please forgive me if you find any mistakes here. PEACE OUT~