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sunofasailor

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Jul 02, 2009 20:54

Aww man, I miss my goat. He taught me so much about the free market economy . . . I broke my bed and I wasn't even doing anything fun in it! Waste of a perfectly good broken bed! I mean - well, you know what I mean. Now it tilts weirdly. I had to prop it up with books ( Read more... )

aunt ponygirl, broken bed, +2 to bureaucracy, tell us the tale

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sunofasailor July 3 2009, 01:27:28 UTC

Like what?

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sunofasailor July 3 2009, 02:04:27 UTC

Oh man, you got the gift, man. Great story. Who'd you get it from?

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missmimmi July 3 2009, 01:24:01 UTC

Oh, I have a few stories!

[Actually, a lot of stories]

sunofasailor July 3 2009, 01:26:28 UTC

Go ahead!

missmimmi July 3 2009, 01:35:05 UTC

[Well she hopes you like long stories, because she's telling the story about seven kids and a wolf. It's pretty cool]

sunofasailor July 3 2009, 02:52:36 UTC

Alright, a goat story! Have I mentioned I miss my goat?

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oblique_wisdom July 3 2009, 04:14:55 UTC

Kevas appears to have many, many stories of his homeland. I think you would likely enjoy them, Sir Lucien.

sunofasailor July 3 2009, 06:04:31 UTC

Who's Kevas?

oblique_wisdom July 3 2009, 06:05:41 UTC

Kevas... is a troll. He is my older brother. He is a very kind man.

[If she can even say 'man'.]

sunofasailor July 3 2009, 06:06:48 UTC

Oh nice! I'll ask around for him! What kind of stories does he tell?

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[Voice] does_everything July 3 2009, 05:19:06 UTC

So there I was.

[Voice] 2/idk i'll tell ya :D does_everything July 3 2009, 05:20:22 UTC

Surrounded by TEN of the NASTIEST Metal Heads anyone's EVER SEEN.

[Voice] does_everything July 3 2009, 05:22:35 UTC

They came at me- claws, razor sharp, mouths open, teeth like swords gleaming in the dark! Their eyes glowed and they came at me, one after another, all twenty of 'em!

I dodged this way- HAH! -and they followed. I jumped the roof to the next building, and they flew at me like bats outta hell! I didn't have a choice.

[Voice] 'kay done /o/ does_everything July 3 2009, 05:24:33 UTC

So I got ready- they came at me, all at once, and I used my skills to lay 'em out flat, one by one!

HOO! HAH! HWAHHHHH!

And when the clouds parted and the moonlight came down, you could see the bodies of thirty Metal Heads, dead on the ground. All taken by yours truly.

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oneeveryminute July 3 2009, 06:11:25 UTC

Stories, eh?

Well there's that one about the vicar and the whore ...

[Russ laughs.]

sunofasailor July 3 2009, 06:20:07 UTC

Dude, that's the worst possible place to stop.

oneeveryminute July 5 2009, 07:23:27 UTC

... yeah, that's what the vicar said.