So I'm off to N'awlins this Sunday for a week. Was planning to rent another FatBoy and ride over to see my sister Lisa in Fort Walton Beach FL next weekend.

Butt....
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Letters to live by.

My bike needed a new front wheel bearing. Definitely NOT something I can do. She needed inspected anyway, so I make an appointment to put her in the shop just before I leave on vacation.( Read more... )

Prosthetics are no laughing matter... to some anyway, but they are hilarious in the right hands...
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I heard some Arabs are asking for an apology. I humbly offer mine here:

I am sorry that the last seven times we Americans took up arms and
sacrificed the blood of our youth, it was in the defense of Muslims
(Bosnia, Kosovo, Gulf War 1, Kuwait, etc.).
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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Two buddies, David & Alan, are getting very drunk at the VB&G when suddenly
David throws up all over himself.  "Oh, no.  Now my wife will kill me."

Alan says, "Don't worry, just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, and tell
your wife somebody threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry
cleaning bill."
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DID YOU KNOW?

As you walk up the steps to the
building which houses the
U.S. Supreme Court you can see
near the top of the building a row of the
world's lawgivers and each one
is facing one in the middle who
is facing forward with a full frontal
view - it is Moses and he is holding
the Ten Commandments!
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I highly recommend this site for any appliance repair questions, troubleshooting, or commiseration. It's a good read too!


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