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(21:02:08) Evan: Hi
(21:02:08) SmarterChild: Hi PimpaliciousNerd, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
(21:03:08) Evan: Yes
(21:03:08) SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you PimpaliciousNerd, type none.)
(21:03:29) Evan: Custer
(21:03:29) SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Custer now.
Do you go to school?
(21:03:38) Evan: No
(21:03:38) SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
(21:03:50) Evan: No
(21:03:50) SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
(21:04:02) Evan: Prostitute
(21:04:03) SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:04:13) Evan: Pimp
(21:04:13) SmarterChild: Pimp, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
(21:05:42) Evan: Pimping my girls.
(21:05:43) SmarterChild: Pimping your girls? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
(21:06:05) Evan: Pimping your mom
(21:06:05) SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:06:23) Evan: Setting my colostomy bag on fire
(21:06:23) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:06:34) Evan: Shitting
(21:06:34) SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:06:39) Evan: Defacating
(21:06:40) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:06:47) Evan: Felacio.
(21:06:48) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:06:56) Evan: Sexual Intercourse
(21:06:56) SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:07:01) Evan: Sexual Education.
(21:07:01) SmarterChild: Pimping your girls and sexual education. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
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(21:07:12) Evan: Yes
(21:07:13) SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
(21:07:23) Evan: Hotdog.
(21:07:23) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:07:31) Evan: Wiener-dog.
(21:07:31) SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:07:53) Evan: wienerdog
(21:07:53) SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:07:57) Evan: PHALLUS
(21:07:57) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:08:19) Evan: Veloca Raptor
(21:08:19) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:08:28) Evan: velocarapter
(21:08:28) SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
(21:08:39) Evan: Pussycat.
(21:08:39) SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
(21:08:51) Evan: neither
(21:08:52) SmarterChild: Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
(21:08:54) Evan: heshe
(21:08:55) SmarterChild: What's his name?
(21:09:11) Evan: Stain
(21:09:11) SmarterChild: Stain the cat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
(21:09:17) Evan: 1
(21:09:17) SmarterChild: Cool!
This is my home, Custer:
1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, Shakespeare and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with ASCII art, 4-in-a-row, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like conversions, encyclopedia and calculator
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, leave a message, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
How may I help you?
(21:09:35) Evan: 3
(21:09:35) SmarterChild: Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
(21:09:42) Evan: 10
(21:09:42) SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.
Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends. You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.
1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other
(21:09:47) Evan: 10
(21:09:48) SmarterChild: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
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Type more for more Other art.
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(21:09:58) Evan: more
(21:09:59) SmarterChild: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
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Type more for more Other art.
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(21:10:04) Evan: more
(21:10:04) SmarterChild: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
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(21:10:06) Evan: more
(21:10:06) SmarterChild: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
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(21:10:08) Evan: more
(21:10:08) SmarterChild: Sorry! I have no more ASCII art for the category Other.
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(21:10:12) Evan: penis
(21:10:12) SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
(21:10:30) Evan: it goes in the vagina
(21:10:30) SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
(21:10:40) Evan: How about no, you fuckingshitface.
(21:10:40) SmarterChild: How should I know?
(21:10:51) Evan: EXACTLY.
(21:10:51) SmarterChild: You sure?
(21:10:54) Evan: Yes.
(21:10:54) SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
(21:11:05) Evan: Your mom gurgling my sperm last night.
(21:11:05) SmarterChild: Hmm...
(21:11:34) Evan: You may not recognize her because I shaved her back.
(21:11:34) SmarterChild: Are you sure I may not recognize her because you shaved her back?