Thursday last, Lara & i got a room at Shula's for golf tournament the next day. we were watching "Love actually" and drinking the crap champaign Leo got her. and dancing around generally like the crazy bitches we are. Me, I go and fall off the chair. Ok, those who know me, know i'm prone to falling alot, but i'm usually ok. Not this time. Yeah i ( Read more... )

You know it's the end of the semester when you consider throwing yourself in front of a shuttle a good idea since it would alieviate you from having to do the mountains of work you have. Something's wrong when you'd rather be in the hospital (or the morgue) than the library ( Read more... )

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spent the day at the beach. I found 2 bathing suits I actually like at old navy this morning ( Read more... )

the general population's lack of care about our space program pisses me off ( Read more... )

I wish you were my homework, cuz then you'd be really hard and I'd do you in my room.....
and on my bed.....
and in the library.....
and in the breezeway....
and by the pool.....
and in the study lounge....
and in class.......
and on sunny days I'd do you on a blanket out on the green in front of the engineering building!

Breaking up is a delicate and painful process (for the other person) So instead of all the guilt and tears of doing it in person, use the handy breakup letter below! Merely circle the bold words that are most appropriate.

Dear (insert name here),

Thanks for the several pleasant (days) (weeks) (beers) that we shared. Although at first it seemed ( Read more... )

this transpired last night

me: "The bathroom smells"
my roomie: "What does it smell like?"
me: "...Ass"
my roomie: "(laughs) No we just cleaned"
me: "Still smells"
roomie: "I think you're smelling the clorox"
me: "They make ass scented clorox now?
......Ass scented clorox, so you don't know you cleaned!"

boys are stupid ( Read more... )