Your pretty, pretty mouth.
I'm working up to something....
But here's a survey while you're waiting. Stolen from... Oh, you know who you are.
Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked On a Survey Before...
1. Do you know anyone in prison?: Uh... no. But I'm always lookin' to meet new people.
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?: Nope.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?: Never because then I would be dead.
4. Do you have a desk in your room?: Nein.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?: My nudity is saved for the internet, thankyouverymuch.
6. What kind of car do you have?: Don't got a car. But I make 'vroom vroom' noises when I walk.
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?: My first name is my grandmother's maiden name. Which people always think is my last name. Like I don't know my first name. I know I'm not the shiniest speck of glitter, but do I look THAT dumb? ._.
8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?: Ew, no.
9. Do you throw up gang signs?: *blank stare*
10. Have you ever broken a rib?: Not one of mine.
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?: I'd love to be able to switch arbitrarily. But ultimately, I don't mind being a girl-type. I mean, my breasts are awesome.
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?: Elise. Who is in Rome, in case anyone was wondering.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?: I want it all, bitch. True love.
14. Have you ever had sex in church?: I haven't had sex.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?: ....
16. Do you watch the Grammys?: Not lately.
17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?: This really shouldn't make me laugh. Uhm.. no.
18. Which one word would describe your last relationship: Queertastic.
19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years?: Two years.
20. Do you have a porn collection?: No. (Shut up, Lily.)
21. How many proms have you been to in your life?: None.
22. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?: Most of them. Our babies would've been such pretty colors! *snerk*
23. Is your birthday on a holiday?: Jan. 2nd. National Hangover Recovery Day.
24. Are you old enough to vote?: Da.
25. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?: Scotty was, but then he went boom.
26. Do you worry about global warming?: Mhm.
27. Do you like polar bears?: I hear they're vicious bitches. We'd get along just fine.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not that I know of. *shrug*
29. Are you an atheist?: Probably not, no.
30. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?: It's not lost.
31. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?: Uhm. Lessee... I'm not Barbie so, no. But I'm holding out for the hotpink convertable and boy-toy with questionable sexual preferences.
32. What's your opinion on gold diggers?: There's someone for everyone.
33. Are you a country or city girl/boy?: City girl. I literally choke when I'm around too much fresh air. It's the damnedest thing, I tells ya.
34. Is your car a 2002 or higher?: I don't. have. a car.
35. Do you want to hit something?: Kick. And yes, a little.
36. Are you talking to anyone?: Anja and Wife.
But here's a survey while you're waiting. Stolen from... Oh, you know who you are.
Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked On a Survey Before...
1. Do you know anyone in prison?: Uh... no. But I'm always lookin' to meet new people.
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?: Nope.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?: Never because then I would be dead.
4. Do you have a desk in your room?: Nein.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?: My nudity is saved for the internet, thankyouverymuch.
6. What kind of car do you have?: Don't got a car. But I make 'vroom vroom' noises when I walk.
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?: My first name is my grandmother's maiden name. Which people always think is my last name. Like I don't know my first name. I know I'm not the shiniest speck of glitter, but do I look THAT dumb? ._.
8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?: Ew, no.
9. Do you throw up gang signs?: *blank stare*
10. Have you ever broken a rib?: Not one of mine.
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?: I'd love to be able to switch arbitrarily. But ultimately, I don't mind being a girl-type. I mean, my breasts are awesome.
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?: Elise. Who is in Rome, in case anyone was wondering.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?: I want it all, bitch. True love.
14. Have you ever had sex in church?: I haven't had sex.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?: ....
16. Do you watch the Grammys?: Not lately.
17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?: This really shouldn't make me laugh. Uhm.. no.
18. Which one word would describe your last relationship: Queertastic.
19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years?: Two years.
20. Do you have a porn collection?: No. (Shut up, Lily.)
21. How many proms have you been to in your life?: None.
22. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?: Most of them. Our babies would've been such pretty colors! *snerk*
23. Is your birthday on a holiday?: Jan. 2nd. National Hangover Recovery Day.
24. Are you old enough to vote?: Da.
25. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?: Scotty was, but then he went boom.
26. Do you worry about global warming?: Mhm.
27. Do you like polar bears?: I hear they're vicious bitches. We'd get along just fine.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not that I know of. *shrug*
29. Are you an atheist?: Probably not, no.
30. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?: It's not lost.
31. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?: Uhm. Lessee... I'm not Barbie so, no. But I'm holding out for the hotpink convertable and boy-toy with questionable sexual preferences.
32. What's your opinion on gold diggers?: There's someone for everyone.
33. Are you a country or city girl/boy?: City girl. I literally choke when I'm around too much fresh air. It's the damnedest thing, I tells ya.
34. Is your car a 2002 or higher?: I don't. have. a car.
35. Do you want to hit something?: Kick. And yes, a little.
36. Are you talking to anyone?: Anja and Wife.