I feel good about this ( Read more... )

My heels are shiny and they hit the ground in even thumps. The air is cool and electric with the perfume of Lady Luck and someone's won big tonight. Behind me, a man cheers and kisses plastic coins ( Read more... )

I am not home for one hour and what happens ( Read more... )

Just grit your teeth and bear it.

Two more days. Well, two and a half more days.

Piece of Cake.

I'll be in NYC again for a meeting with an advertising agency. In the morning. Then home again the same day ( Read more... )

Deliver me mine ( Read more... )

Dear Class of 2008 ( Read more... )

I didn't spend a single night this weekend in my own bed ( Read more... )

I don't hate animals. I think I sort of like them but I'm more reserved in my affections toward other living things. The fact is, I hate watching people using baby talk to animals and babies. It's a language that no one understands, neither human nor creature. What the hell is the point except you make yourself look like an idiot in public and ( Read more... )

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Mutha Fuckas!
Hilarious.

So yeah.

-BEAMS-

Bob Sabouni
Look him up.