little darling, its been a long cold lonely winter

[sunshinyblueyes]

dear u of m:

please stop trying to ruin my life. the merit scholarship was a nice gesture, but while my parents were impressed, it didnt change my mind.

also, please shove your honors program invitation up your ass. id rather choke on my own vomit than spend the next four years studying all the time.

love, jaime

Comments

[boucinoffdawall]

wait...so what's so bad about u of m besides the fact that "radical" isn't quite far left enough for the consituents of the campus and that it's close to home?

careful...there are lots of former fighting tuna that bleed maize and blue. grrrr. lol

[sunshinyblueyes]

the liberal environment doesnt bother me at all. in fact, i love that. i love ann arbor. but nathan, its SO close to home.

[wednesdayketchp]

the institution of UM is not liberal enough.

what i originally wanted was to get out of dodge- but i jumped out of the frying pan and into the choir, in doing so. and then ended up in the middle of an oven back where i started.

what freedom looks like was not so visible to me at first.

i hope you have a better picture.

[demonkitti]

Right on, Jaime ^_^
One of the reasons I didn't even apply to U of M.

[sunshinyblueyes]

youre lucky

[crazygame_poker]

dear jaime,

maybe if you weren't so smart/talented/pretty/perfect they wouldn't like you so much. i know i wouldn't.

love, simone.

[sunshinyblueyes]

dear simone:
youre the best. i would hate you if you werent so dumb/useless/ugly/flawed.
love, jaime

I am Liz

[anonymous]

Aww...I love you jaime you whore : )

[sunshinyblueyes]

god DAMMIT im not a whore, liz lynch! (i mean, i love you too)

I am Liz

[anonymous]

Awww...Jaime, I love to see that you are really close relationship with the lord now! You illustrate this closeness by using His name in vane; you're just adorable you over zealous christian, you! Oh, and I am in love with you, and you are in love with me.Thus bringing me to the conclusion that you believe Arthur Harold Carroll III is a morbidly obese bastard that you are no longer in love with now that you have met your TRUE soulmate. Am i right or am i right? Yes I am right.

[sunshinyblueyes]

my relationship with the lord is pretty stagnant. no recent changes. i would describe myself as an overzealous person in general, but maybe not so specifically regarding jesus. but thats okay, because overzealous is a really great word.

we are in love. we knew chip was fat and ugly and smelly. and that you are none of those things. i havent told him yet, but its only natural that i would leave him for you. im sure he sees it coming... i mean, its practically his fault. what a tool.

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[anonymous]

i just threw up a little bit in my mouth