Fic: Welcome to the Pleasure Dome or Draco Malfoy and the Garden Shed of Delight

[suntzu_s]

Title: Welcome to the Pleasure Dome or Draco Malfoy and the Garden Shed of Delight
Author: suntzu_s
Pairing: (if any)Draco/Neville
Word Count:3100 ish
Rating:R for Ridiculous
Warnings: Language and Suggestiveness
A/N:(if any) Thanks to the most excellent autumn_veela for the top beta duties, she rocks! I'm just sorry for fiddling afterwards
Disclaimer: I don’t own

Comments

[auntbijou]

*dies laughing*

OMG, you have utterly slayed me!!! The Barbie Playhouse/giant vagina... BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*rolling on the floor, kicking heels with glee*

And the fake butt!! OMG!!! Squatting repeatedly?? Oh JOY!!!

That was wonderful!! Absolutely wonderful, brilliant, hilarious, and just... just... bloody PERFECT!!! You have TOTALLY made my day!!!

[suntzu_s]

And I think you've made my day by leaving such a lovely comment!
Thanks for reading and yay for hitting your funny bone!

[mayfly_78]

That was so funny! Especially since I was expecting plants not porn.
Hilarious!

[suntzu_s]

Hee, thanks and really Neville has greenhouses devoted to plants so a little shed stuffed with porn, well he's gotta have a kink or two;)
Thanks for reading!

[autumn_veela]

You already know how much I love this, and you. But I'll say it again, for the record: I LOVE THIS, AND YOU!!! ♥

[suntzu_s]

Yay for records!!! CDs are far too shine-y;)
*loves you right back*

[treacle_tartlet]

*flails*
*dies*
YOU ARE AWESOMEPANTS! GOOD LORD!
*goes back to read again*

[suntzu_s]

Hee! Yeah.... Is Awesomepants the younger brother of Pants-on-Fire and the son of Pantaloon?
Anyway, yay for reading and yay for liking and yay for re-reading and yay again

[bgreenwivy]

Tears are rolling down my face. A neville has a porn shed...who knew? Amazing job.

[suntzu_s]

I hope they were tears of laughter and not angst otherwise my efforts at humour are really pants;)
Thanks for reading and yay for porn sheds..all the best wizards have them