All roads lead back to pants

[suntzu_s]

There should be more fictions based upon pantaloons cos nothing is frillier

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[j_lunatic]

Does this have something to do with a recent article about Queen Victoria's knickers?

[suntzu_s]

Erm no, but I might now have to google Victoria's pants.
I think it was just a lack of sleep

[j_lunatic]

For what it's worth. now I'm picturing portrait!Harfang Longbottom reminiscing to Neville about his affair with Her Majesty. "That chit of a Lovegood girl of yours, very nice if you like them all skin-and-bones; but give me a nice fleshly opulence, a plump little apple dumpling of a woman." And now I've got another bunny in my hutch.