bullshitting and being full of shit

[sunyata_digest]

so, after having my car fixed like eleventy hundred times since i bought it under 2 yrs ago, i decided today to attempt to join the sad grownup world. i went to a car dealership and furrowed my brow and said nonsensical things that were obviously acceptable to anyone who wants yr money bad enough. despite having no credit whatsoever, to the point

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[veggielibrarian]

Mazel tov! You're moving on up to some kind of a deluxe apartment in the sky. I just know it.

[alisoneales]

MEAN MAN MACHINE!

[venusbetweenus]

as a glasses newbie, i'm glad to see my practice of pushing the sunglasses to the top of my head while wearing said seeing glasses inside is not something that is completely idiotic.