Borrowing a meme
Grabbed this from agent_of_pelor.
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!
How am I feeling today?
Ikea bu Jonathan Coulton
...huh? I feel like furniture?
Will I get far in life?
One of Us by Joan Osbourne
Hmm.
How do my friends see me?
Requiem Aeternam by John Rutter.
Ominous!
Where will I get married?
Between the Bars by Elliot Smith
...now my iPod's just picking on me...
What is my best friend's theme song?
Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton
Ha! It is, that's the best thing!
What is the story of my life?
Wonder by Natalie Merchant
Damn straight.
What was high school like?
First of May by Jonathan Coulton
No, there was no rampant outdoors sex. At least not that I remember. I was a geek, so maybe I just missed out.
How can I get ahead in life?
Spirit vs. Spirit from Dragonball Z
Battle auras get everyone ahead.
What is the best thing about me?
Hands Clean by Alanis Morissette
...hooray for personal hygiene?
How is today going to be?
I Touch Myself by the Divinyls
Good night, everyone!
What is in store for this weekend?
Because The Night by 10,000 Maniacs
My iPod has sex on the brain, apparently.
What song describes my parents?
Piccolo-san, Daisuki from Dragonball Z
That kinda works.
My grandparents?
We Built This City by Starship
So does this one.
How is my life going?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk
Heh.
What song will they play at my funeral?
The Great Beyond by R.E.M
...is this damn thing sentient?!
How does the world see me?
Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners
Definitely picking on me.
Will I have a happy life?
Reno Dakota by the Magnetic Fields
Umm...this one is random. No sentience after all.
Do people secretly lust after me?
1985 by Bowling for Soup
...does that mean I'm too old?! I'm barely drinking age! Not cool.
How can I make myself happy?
Awakening and Rage from Get Backers
...does not compute.
What should I do with my life?
Prayer for the Dying by Seal
Morbid!
Will I ever have children?
Round Here by the Counting Crows
I think that's a yes...?
What is some good advice?
Here Comes a Special Boy by Freezepop
Hugs are always good advice.
What is my signature dancing song?
Precious Illusion by Alanis Morissette
Thus indicating I don't and should not dance. Very clever, Mr. iPod.
What do I think my current theme song is?
Don't Cry by Seal
Yeah, that works.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by TISM
I HATE YOU ALL.
What type of women do you like?
Sara by Starship
Indeed.
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!
How am I feeling today?
Ikea bu Jonathan Coulton
...huh? I feel like furniture?
Will I get far in life?
One of Us by Joan Osbourne
Hmm.
How do my friends see me?
Requiem Aeternam by John Rutter.
Ominous!
Where will I get married?
Between the Bars by Elliot Smith
...now my iPod's just picking on me...
What is my best friend's theme song?
Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton
Ha! It is, that's the best thing!
What is the story of my life?
Wonder by Natalie Merchant
Damn straight.
What was high school like?
First of May by Jonathan Coulton
No, there was no rampant outdoors sex. At least not that I remember. I was a geek, so maybe I just missed out.
How can I get ahead in life?
Spirit vs. Spirit from Dragonball Z
Battle auras get everyone ahead.
What is the best thing about me?
Hands Clean by Alanis Morissette
...hooray for personal hygiene?
How is today going to be?
I Touch Myself by the Divinyls
Good night, everyone!
What is in store for this weekend?
Because The Night by 10,000 Maniacs
My iPod has sex on the brain, apparently.
What song describes my parents?
Piccolo-san, Daisuki from Dragonball Z
That kinda works.
My grandparents?
We Built This City by Starship
So does this one.
How is my life going?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk
Heh.
What song will they play at my funeral?
The Great Beyond by R.E.M
...is this damn thing sentient?!
How does the world see me?
Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners
Definitely picking on me.
Will I have a happy life?
Reno Dakota by the Magnetic Fields
Umm...this one is random. No sentience after all.
Do people secretly lust after me?
1985 by Bowling for Soup
...does that mean I'm too old?! I'm barely drinking age! Not cool.
How can I make myself happy?
Awakening and Rage from Get Backers
...does not compute.
What should I do with my life?
Prayer for the Dying by Seal
Morbid!
Will I ever have children?
Round Here by the Counting Crows
I think that's a yes...?
What is some good advice?
Here Comes a Special Boy by Freezepop
Hugs are always good advice.
What is my signature dancing song?
Precious Illusion by Alanis Morissette
Thus indicating I don't and should not dance. Very clever, Mr. iPod.
What do I think my current theme song is?
Don't Cry by Seal
Yeah, that works.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by TISM
I HATE YOU ALL.
What type of women do you like?
Sara by Starship
Indeed.