Ring Back Tone: I Touch Myself [Eve 6 Cover]

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[LUPPI'S VOICE]             LUPPI WHO IS STILL BETTER THAN GRIMMJOW
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Things have been so booo~oooo~ring lately. This baby thing is a lot harder than it looks when I'm the only one doin' it. Least she can sorta talk better now. Makes my life a lot easier, anyhow. Maybe I'll take her to Disney World or somethin'. Ai~zen~ Let's take a family vacation for Christmas~♥

Don't think I don't know yer here, 'cause I do. I ain't so dumb that I can't read, y'know? Anyway, you suck and I hate you right now so there.

Well hell. Goin' and dyin' and not even bein' man enough to let me kill him. I see how it is. Guess he was just too big a pussy to take what was comin' to him like a man.

( Private to Aizen~♥ )

Oh. My. God.

I leave town for, like, two seconds and then there's all this shit? Fuck. I'm gonna kill that asshole.

Haji~ Ha~ji~ Guess what tomorrow is~

Man, this sucks. Everything's so lame. First everybody takes off and now... Fuck, this wasn't how it was supposed to happen...

Tohru! This is all your fault!

Who the fuck gave Jean-Pierre another eye? God, now he's going to be throwin' up all over the place again...

I always knew you were a fag. Good job getting a bunch of homos to take your gay out on.

Grimmjow! Stop fucking my sister! It's creepy!