SO FUNNY
THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND IT IS SOO FUNNY! You have to read it. It's not that long, but I have decided to use an Lj cut so it doesn't take up a lot of room. But read it. It's so bizarre.
I was sitting on a school bench after school when this random Asian freshman guy comes up to me and says the most random things ever to me. He starts off with "HI! How are you? I have no friends." Then I said "That sucks." Then he went off into his messed up convo with me. Then he said "I haven't gone through puberty." Then he said "Every guy at NT is a pervert. I'm the only guy in my freshman class who hasn't done the "m word." (Masturbation-he couldn't say it!) I'm like "ok" Then he said "I haven't gone through puberty." "I'm never going to do the s word!" (Sex, he couldn't say it) Then I said "I think you will change your mind in a few years." Then he said "uh. no. I am never going to do it. And I am never going to get married." Then he said "I'm never doing the S word, because once you start you become addicted." Then he asked me my interests and then I asked him his and he said Theater. The he sung me a song- one was a Family Guy song and the other was a random one. I was cracking up.....oh man. Then he said he is never going to take "S ed" (sex ED- yet again he couldn't say it) I go "SEX ED." HAHAHAH He looks at me like I am sick for saying it. He told me he doesn't want to take it because he doesn't want to put ideas into his head. Then I say "You might as well learn it somehow" and he said that his "dad already gave me the talk and he froze up." Then asked me what I look for in a guy. I said "A sense of humor, nice" Then I asked him what he looked for. He said something bizarre as usual but unfortunately I can't remember what it was. Then my friend Alex came over and he talked to Alex for a bit. He talked again about "the s- word" to her and how he was never going to do it. Then he told us that "10 percent of people at NT are the "G-word" I was confused. Alex said "Gay?" and he looked at her with wide eyes and said "you're mean" He said that just because she actually said "Gay." Then I said "It's not a bad thing to be Gay." And then he said "That scares me!" Then he started talking about how his brother was smart and in college and how he looked up to him. Then he said "I'm very. I'm very smart, beautiful, and smart." He was so messed up. Then before he left he gave us some advice: "Never have sex because you will become addicted." Then he walked away! HOW RANDOM IS THIS GUY?? He obvisoulyhad problems but...wow. That made my WEEK.