Comments | supahpixie: Julian

supahpixie

Julian

Oct 20, 2005 10:33

I've decided that having a toddler is not really that different from living with a drunk, Schizophrenic midget.

Comments 5

nowweareyoung October 20 2005, 20:58:16 UTC

oh allison, haha

oh, thats good. bigjfizz October 21 2005, 18:45:34 UTC

i always wanted a drunk ,schizophrenic midget.

Re: oh, thats good. supahpixie October 22 2005, 19:53:51 UTC

I did too, but I heard those are hard to come by...so I just had a kid instead and it turns out to be the exact same thing.

careena October 24 2005, 16:41:17 UTC

Now that we have television again, the world is a scary place. Jason was channel flipping, and came across some Vh1 "most embarrassing celebrity moments." And they showed a clip of when Vern "mini-me" Whoever was on some reality show, and he got totally trashed, and took all his clothes off and rode a scooter and peed on the floor and passed out, and was making awful moaning noises.

So, is that what it's like to have a toddler all the time?

Anyway, Jules is way, way cuter than midgets.

supahpixie October 25 2005, 18:37:23 UTC

Yes, aside from the getting trashed part, that really is what having a toddler is like. Also, in place of the moaning, there are just really loud lion and dinosaur noises all the time.