The story to end all stories.

[supahtonto]

I turn the water off, get out of the shower completely soaked, naked, and the first thing I see in front of me is a huge brown spider on the blinds

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[lnz8afish]

One: I hate spiders, I can deal with the tiny little whispy ones... but the kind that you are talking about terrify me! Two: I would not be able to sit on that toilet for at least 2 days, afraid that he may somehow not have drowned and crawled back up to bite my ass, like those kind that spin webs in toilets, I want to say brown recluse but I'm not a spider expert at all... Three: That is an amazing story and I could visualize the entire thing haha.

[ert90]

I love you, Terrance.

[theyallhaveone]

My favorite part is the pre-shower poop. I am a big fan of the pre-shower poop.