Oi, Zoro

[super_chef]

Do me a favor and stab me in the face. Repeatedly. Until I am dead.

That is all.

Comments

[3fuckinswordz]

How'd your date go, stud?

[super_chef]

SHE HAD A DICK.

[mi_ka_ne]

Well. That's a first for you.

[super_chef]

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[tidbits_and_tea]

Oh my. It sounds like you had a bit of an adventure~

[super_chef]

YOU KNOW THOSE DREAMS PEOPLE HAVE, WHERE THERE'S SOME HORRIBLE MONSTER CHASING THEM AND THEY JUST CAN'T RUN AWAY FAST ENOUGH?

IT WAS LIKE THAT ONLY WITH A DICK.

[tidbits_and_tea]

It seems as though people often have that sort of experience with the Merciful Goddess.

[super_chef]

THATS NOT A GODDESS! THAT WAS A DEMON! WOMEN DON'T HAVE DICKS!

[vivalavespa]

Found out about the penis??

[super_chef]

EVERYTHING I KNOW TO BE TRUE IS A LIE.

[vivalavespa]

DON'T GIVE UP!!!

She's just a trap! YOU ARE NOW MORE PREPARED FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE.

At least she's not ALL man. THAT'D have been bad.

[super_chef]

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

[icanhasmercy]

♥ You baby~ It wasn't that bad.

[3fuckinswordz]

Oh man, PLEASE tell me what the look on his face was. I have to know.

[icanhasmercy]

Well at first he was drooling like a pathetic dog who hasn't had any food in years and then once the panties came of he froze like a rock~♥ It was quite amusing.

[3fuckinswordz]

I can't stop laughing!

[onehotkappa]

It would've been the best sex of your life.

[super_chef]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I PASSES OUT.

[onehotkappa]

So it might still have been the best sex of your life.

[icanhasmercy]

Unfortunatly nothing happened.