Watermelon and strawberry kisses

Mar 02, 2011 22:26

Title: Watermelon and strawberry kisses
Pairing: Yokoyamada
Rating: PG-ish/ PG-13 I dunno you tell me
Genre: crack/fluff
Summary: A strange dream leads to a strange circumstance
Written for: sonia_san It's three days late! GOMEN! please forgive me!!! >_<



They kissed.
Yes.
They kissed.
It wasn't a short little kiss.
It was a full fledged "lover's" kiss.
It lasted more than five seconds.
Honestly they didn't care how long it lasted.
What they wanted was the flavor.

How long does it take for a flavor to settle into your taste-buds?

---

It all started with a dream.
Well two really...
but let's start with the first.

---

It was late one night after being food deprived and hungry that Yoko had THE dream.

In it everything was as usual...except for one tiny tiny event.

Oh f#@$ Yoko thought I've finally become a pedophile

In his dream Yokoyama was on set as usual filming for Hidarime Tantei Eye with Yamada and the rest of the cast.
Well by the time lunch rolled by Yoko was sitting and eating where he usually did (by himself cause he just didn't know how to communicate with his co-stars).

As usual the only thing he focused on was his food, so naturally his head was down unaware of all the things that might be going on around him.

But this time was different.

He heard his name being called out. And just when he lifted his head it happened. A kiss was stolen from him by none other than his young cute kouhai Yamada. His lips tasted strangely like watermelons.

He woke up alarmed.

a pedo forever
he kept repeating to himself and what's worse he actually had to go to an interview with Yamada later on in the day.

---

EH?!?!?!?! was all Yamada thought.

In his dream, Yamada was having lunch in the park. For some strange reason Yoko appeared out of nowhere and his lunch disappeared. Yamada went to ask Yoko to share some food with him. For some strange reason Yoko started to look like a strawberry. Yamada immediately felt so hungry at the sight of strawberry Yoko and he just had to do it. He took a bite out of Yoko. He actually did enjoy it...except when he pulled away he realized that Yoko wasn't a strawberry anymore, he was Yoko, and he hadn't taken a bite out of him, but kissed his juicy lips.

Yamada woke up startled. He really did taste like strawberries! he thought.

Yamada wondered if Yoko possibly used strawberry anything on his lips. He could find out today, but nooo it's too embarrassing he thought while his face turned red.

---

Yoko couldn't take his eyes off of Yamada. what if he tries to kiss me? I can't be off guard. When Yamada's eyes would meet his Yoko turned away pretending to be looking at other things. His lips are gorgeous...they probably do taste like strawberries Yamada thought. Occasionally he would steal glances at Yoko's lips and truly wonder if they did.

"okay then! Interview time :D" the interviewing lady finally announced.

Both of them tried to look as friendly and as approachable as they could.
They were sitting right next to each other.
The interview started and soon enough they forgot all about their dreams.
Eventually when the time ran out the lady said "okay boys I have one final request :D"

"what is it?" they said simultaneously.

"kiss :)" she said with an innocent smile.

"eh? kiss?" Yoko's voice was shaky. WTF? this lady is nuts
"huh? for real?" Yamada managed to stutter. He was amazed that this woman would ask that of them.

"nah! I'm just playing with you boys! I wanted to see how you'd react ;P " she dismissed herself and stepped out of the room.

Yoko and Yamada were stunned. There was an awkward silence in the room.
Yamada wanted to ask Yoko what flavor of lip gloss he used.
Yoko wanted to crack a joke but couldn't think of anything cause he was too concerned about what Yamada may or may not be thinking.

Yamada finally gathered the courage, "...so Yoko...your lips..."
Yoko was afraid of what would come next.
There was another long awkward silence.
"...w-what, what about them..." Yoko managed to squeak.
"you know I had a strange dream last night," Yamada began.
Yoko's eyes widened in fear what if he had the same dream I did
Yamada didn't know what to say anymore I'm so stupid! Why did I have to tell him I had a strange dream???

"I kissed you!" both of them said at the exact same moment.
Then both of them went "eh?"

They told each other their dreams and then decided it would be best to forget about it...but Yamada did have that doubt in his head.

Their lips met and they kissed.
Yes.
They kissed.
It wasn't a short little kiss.
It was a full fledged "lover's" kiss.
With saliva mixing and everything.
It lasted more than five seconds.
Honestly they didn't care how long it lasted.
What they wanted was the flavor.

How long does it take for a flavor to settle into your taste-buds?

who knows, but in that instance all that Yamada wondered was weather Yoko's lips tasted like strawberries, and Yoko was now wondering if Yamada would taste like watermelons.

Their lips parted.

Awkward silence again.

This time Yoko spoke first.

"So...did I taste like strawberries?"

lol for those of you who don't know it's based on This dream

fanfiction, c:yamada, c:yoko

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