fucking u.s. customs and border protection.

[super_genius]

So here's a hot tip: it is, in fact, illegal to import, export, manufacture, sell or transport drug paraphernalia. I got burned on that first one. Not that it really matters or anything, apparently -- at least in my case, all that happens is they confiscate it and replace it with some brochures, entitled "Know Before You Go" and "Why did this

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[britanikareeves]

wow.. i'm sorry. but that's still amazing. i just read this aloud to some of my friends.

[beezlee]

Ha!

[asian_rockstar]

I remember that pipe hah

[chilipeperfreke]

this sounds like something incredibly dumb that jane would do.
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what would jane do