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[super_hentai]

Thanks to a big boobed old broad I'm in a hospital bed until further notice.

She won't even HEAL me! I didn't do a damn thing but write my book and go on the missions she sent me on and she won't even help.

I think the new Icha Icha will feature a certain blonde medic when she was younger.

Play with fire, and get burned Tsu-chan.

Comments

[is_mad_strong]

*HUGE FULL BODY TWITCH*

OLD BROAD AM I? Well we'll see how OLD I am!

... IF YOU SPILL ONE WORD OF THAT INTO YOUR PERVERSE BOOKS I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU! No,I'll stomp on you,then throw you into a pit of raving tigers THEN kill you. You SWORE not to say anything about that!

[orochimaru_ftw]

Secrets don't stay secrets with Jiraiya.

[super_hentai]

ah ahhhh *waggles finger* You were mean Tsunade and I must retaliate!

[is_mad_strong]

...JI RAI YA!

[orochimaru_ftw]

Rai, I think she had good judgment on that. If you go out, nearly get killed, come back, and then get completely healed, you'd start counting on it too much and start acting more reckless and less cautious.

You may not think so now, but take a lessen from Kiyoshi. He can't heal properly anymore because he relied on Kabuto too much to heal him. His body never learned how.

On that note, I'm coming by later because I'm bored here. As long as I'm laying down, I'm not technically going against him.

[super_hentai]

But she NEVER heals me.She could at least heal my LEG so I can take a freaking PISS!

[orochimaru_ftw]

Kabuto could do it for you. He's good at stealth.

[super_hentai]

... *big wooble eys* Maru

[raikiri_volt]

Don't give any Icha Icha spoilers, Jiraiya-sama! Or put them under a cut for god's sake.

[super_hentai]

It's not a spoiler, just incentive heh

[raikiri_volt]

SHHHH!! If you don't mind, I'd rather not think of Tsunade while I'm reading these..

[super_hentai]

Why not? Not into boobs?

Perhaps you'd be more interested in the other two volumes coming out. hmm? *eyebrow waggle*