.............I don't like dying. Very uncomfortable. I'd've rather not died, but I guess it couldn't be helped.

(ooc: Yes, Yuffie died. ;~; I'm horrible, I know. And sorry it's late, we lost the internet for a day, and it just came back on. Yuffie'll be back on Sunday or Monday, depending on when I can get on the computer again. -_- )

.....I'm a boy! DX I don't look too much different, but....these male parts are gonna take time to get used to.

.....VERY FUNNY MANSION. I knew it, I just KNEW it was gonna pull something soon, it'd been too quiet, and the last event was nice!

Now to find proper pajama bottoms, these shorts have uh....they don't fit now that I'm more endowed in a ( Read more... )

.....something smells really nice. Like Aerith's cooking. And I SWEAR I can hear Cid working on a gummi ship....hmm. It'd be nice if that were really the case though. Nice try mansion. 

[Voice Post]

[Takes a deep breath, raises megaphone, and presses the button]

ATTENTION, RESIDENTS OF THE MANSION! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR A SPECIAL EVENT!

AS LUXORD HAS STATED, THERE IS ENTIRELY WAAAAAY TOO MUCH WHINING, BITCHING, AND MOANING GOING ON! THEREFORE, WE ARE GOING TO SET UP A CASINO NIGHT IN THE BALLROOM. HELP IS NEEDED, AND WOULD BE ( Read more... )

.....this is not my body, clearly. Or my room.

DX OH MY GOD, I'M LITTLE AGAIN I THOUGHT I WAS FREAKING DONE WITH THAT!

WHY?! DX

...what's the deal with this outfit? And this hat?....good lord.

I...I'm...Kobato? ...shit.

.....WHOEVER HAS MY BODY, DON'T YOU DARE DO ANYTHING FUNNY TO IT! >O

What in the world is everyone going on about? *opens door, looks out*

....whoa. Interior decorating just went the way of GOOD exterior decorating. Looks nice.

[As she steps outside, there's a splash, and she's knee-deep in water.]

Well. It's a good thing I'm wearing shorts....hey! Are those...alright! Water balloons!

Hmmm...this calls for ( Read more... )

It's RUDE ta sneeze on people!  >( I don't know who sneezed on me, but they shoulda covered their mouth or somethin'. It's POLITE!

At least, that's what Aerith and Tifa tell me alllll the time. u.u

An' speaking of Tifa, has anybody seen her? She was supposed ta look after me today, 'cause Cid says I can't help Aerith in th' kithchen since I just get ( Read more... )

[Communication device clicks on...Yuffie's voice can be heard, panting raggedly. It sounds like she's having trouble breathing.]

Well. The peace was nice while it lasted.

Ow, fuck. I'll...I'll be glad when this is over... Tifa, you okay? Head for the library if you get a chance. S-stay safe, you hear me? *panting* Don't...don't need you  getting ( Read more... )

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._. HE'S here.

WHY?!  WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE AND STAY DEAD?!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE, HUH?

Cloud's not here, that means no running off 'to end it this time'.  That's a relief. @_@

But...oh hell. Time to make wards against evil. ><

Breathe Yuff, breathe.

Wow. Um...weird. There's a...cherub floating around after me. So far it's just been hovering and stuff, hasn't really done anything to me. It's really kinda cute. ^O^ And apparently there's chocolate in the dining room.

.....I forsee a massive pigout party. X3 Is it okay to give rats chocolate? They've been remarkably well behaved (other than a few ( Read more... )