In the Minnesota Atheist contingent:

Oral Sex Prevents Abortions.
Do it for Jesus.

Next year I hope to march behind them with a sign that says, "Preventing abortions since 1976."

I just engaged in two historic actions online.

First, I made my first financial donation to a presidential campaign.

Second, I sent the following email to the President of the United States:

Dear President Bush,
Thank you for my $600 Economic Stimulus check. It has allowed me to get new brakes for my car and to make a sizable donation to the Barack ( Read more... )

I have only seen this story on the two sources below. None of the major news outlets have reported this story.
The Huffington Post has pictures of the pregnant man cutting his lawn. But this story doesn't rate a mention.

From the blog Towerload
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/05/gambian-preside.html
"Gambian President Yahya Jammeh says he will 'cut off ( Read more... )

 I'm going to need everyone's help with this.

I see no reason why someone gets to decree to all the world that the meal eaten between traditional breakfast time and traditional lunch time will be called "brunch".

I have decided that hereafter, a meal eaten between breakfast and lunch shall be known as:

"Lunkfast"

Spread it around.
Thank you.

Today I've been alive for half a century. How the hell did that happen?

Last night: dinner with friends and Dildo Bingo at the lesbian/lots of trans guys/robby bar.

Tomorrow: I sign up for AARP . Discounts, here I come!

Also born today: John Ford, Clark Gable, Langston Hughes, Sherman Helmsley, Terry Jones, Rick James, Bill Mumy (Will on "Lost in ( Read more... )

An article was published today in the New York Times and reprinted in the Minneapolis Star Tribune.  It was about the Pope's newest raving encyclical.  The article can be found here. 
I found it deeply offensive.  I wrote a letter to the editor at both papers.  Some of you may find my letter offensive.  So be it.
Here is the text of my letter, which ( Read more... )

Per the handsome Matteo's suggestion:

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Anonymous commenting for more honest responses is allowed.

Whoever invented those GODDAMN MOVING ADS on the internet!!!!!

It's like trying to read a book and concentrate on the words and focus while 15 monkeys wearing different colored neon vests and Big Silly Fancy Hats are doing acrobatics AND dancing the meringue AND each singing a different song 2 inches to the right of the page.

ATTENTION INVENTER OF ( Read more... )

In honor of the death of famed mime Marcel Marceau...
Let us all observe a moment of noise.

i had to. Just had to.

George W. Bush thinks that Nelson Mandela is dead.

Nobody, anywhere,  is reporting this story.

In his press conference Thursday morning, after lying about Democrats and health care, President Bush was asked questions about Iraq.  After claiming that the Iraqi people are much better off now than they were under Saddam, Bush said:

"Last week, somebody ( Read more... )