I smell a little

[superariman]

Ok, so I've been trying to be a little bit more eco conscious and aware of my presence in the world, and all that jazz.  plus, I'm trying to not give myself cancer.  the result of this is that I smell a little less than fresh.  so I was in Atlanta a little while ago, and my brother told me that there was some ingredient, aluminum sodium something

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[logicvertigo]

you should use glade. it's all chemical free and more potent than deodorant. you can even use it as a mouth wash, so it's multi-purpose. good on cereal too, but i don't know if you eat cereal - i don't, cereal causes cancer.

the only other option is to buy roses (or less expensive flowers) and take a bath soaking in flowers every morning. You might still smell like a hippy but the flower smell should overpower the hippy smell, as long as people don't get too close.

Or you could just try washing your clothes, not smoking pot and cutting your fucking hair.

hippy.