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[superartie]

Artie had an office. He quite possibly had never had one before. It was just as possible he had no idea what a teacher generally did with an office.

"One . . . two . . . three . . . four. . . ." Artie was currently doing some aerobics in his office. "Eins . . . zwei . . . drei . . . vier . . . im Deutschland!Artie's aerobics involved bouncing

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[onlysmokesnics]

"...Dutch land?" Hayley said, pausing in the hallway outside of his office. She peered inside, a quizzical expression on her face. "I think you're not pronouncing it right."

[superartie]

Artie froze mid-wall-banging and gasped. "Greetings, young German viking! Come in!"

[onlysmokesnics]

"I'm a viking?" Hayley said, not exactly objecting. She wandered in, drawn by his dress sense.

The management would like to point out that Hayley had a thing for The Joker. She's not exactly a fashionista.

[superartie]

Some might note that, with the tight pants, the striped shirt, and the thick-rimmed black glasses, Artie was practically a hipster.

"Of course! And a proud viking at that! So says Artie!" He struck a heroic pose. "The strongest man . . . in the world!"