Office Hours, Friday 5/28

[superartie]

One might expect that Artie's office would be baggage free. In fact, one would be wrong. There was, for instance, a bag that said PERMANENT PRESS PANTS on it, which was clearly part of a matched set with the one that said ALUMINUM SIDING

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[byneptunesbeard]

Aquaman had another random piece of luggage show up from the time portal or whatever it was, but this one wasn't as easy to figure out as the last one. So he thought he'd go around and ask.

He knocked on the doorframe, holding a sparkly orange suitcase. "Excuse me, office neighbor!" he said. "You wouldn't happen to know anyone on our teaching staff named..." He checked the tag again, "DENIAL, would you?"

[superartie]

"No," said Artie thoughtfully. "But that's a very pipe suitcase you have there!"

[byneptunesbeard]

"Isn't it, though?" asked Aquaman, holding it out with an admiring smile and giving it another look over. He just assumed that pipe was a good thing; what else could it have been? "That's why I'm so keen on making sure it gets back to its owner; I know I'd be pretty put out if I'd misplaced such a great bag!"

[superartie]

"Maybe it's a gift?" Artie mused, stepping up to peer more closely at the bag. "Or perhaps you've won a contest!"