These things seem like they’re getting further and further apart. And, in all honesty, I am losing a lot of my interest in keeping up with this, and the time to keep up with it too. I guess I still do it though because it’s still a good way to let a lot of you know (whom I don’t speak with on a regular basis) what all is going on with me, and ( Read more... )

...i would have a blonde boyfriend. we would dress up as anni-frida and agnetha for halloween. he'd have a D on his right ass cheek, i'd have a Q on my left ass cheek. we'd be such a hit we'd start our own country-western electro-sleaze cover band called "AlaBama Boy Admiration." i'd play a mean slide synth. ...in a perfect world.

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does anyone want to come see doug benson (of VH1's Best Week Ever) with me this thursday night at the upright citizen's brigade theatre (5919 Franklin). he's doing a show called "The Benson Interruption" where comedians tell their jokes as normal (relatively) and he interrupts and heckles them. i saw him do a little bit of this with Zach ( Read more... )

the two most compelling things i witnessed this weekend:

1. john mcenroe winning his 78th doubles title at age 47 (9x champion at this tournament alone). and doing it with wonderful swede and all-around great guy and great player, jonas bjorkman (who'll be 34 next week - almost ancient in tennis years - and won his 44th doubles title ( Read more... )

hey...remember when i used to write in here everyday? man, that seems like ages ago ( Read more... )

my underwear are fluorescent pink today, and no one knows it but me.

ps. why is a rather cute 46yo looking at my profile online on friendster?

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Superball9

so i was gonna say, "fill it out bitches!" but then i thought that might skew some results, so i'm settling for "please fill it out honestly."

heaven help me ... the first three seasons of golden girls on dvd for $25 each, and season four for $30, at target this week. still also need to get all-american girl.

also bought some cute new underwear today at american apparel. and they fit very nicely :) will be looking at buying more in the coming days.

dear chris,

you won two free passes to see the eels special presentation of the new live with strings dvd on wednesday, february 15 at cinespace.

love,
the eels record label

...so who wants to go with me? there've gotta be some eels fans out there!